PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Austin Powers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Seth Mangler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mangler has chosen I Stand Alone as his entrance music. Seth Mangler has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Powers
vs
Mangler

215 cm
24
275 lbs
9 - 0 - 0

193 cm
26
250 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Popeye’s Spinach - 159 + 158 Proof Supps

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Austin Powers!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Seth Mangler!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Eliza Hachem and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Mangler forces Powers back against the cage and clinches.
Powers holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Powers tries a body shot but Mangler blocks it.
Mangler misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mangler blocking some punches.
Mangler pushes off an throws an elbow but Powers leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Mangler presses Powers against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Powers blocks the elbow strike.
Mangler jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Powers walks away with a smile on his face. Mangler gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Powers lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Mangler has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Mangler and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A telegraphed right hand from Powers misses the target.
Powers scores with a jab to the jaw.
Mangler shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Powers but Powers pushes him off and we're back to square one.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Powers gets a clinch.
Powers lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Powers goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Powers wants to break the clinch but can't.
Powers lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Powers blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Powers lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Powers.

Powers breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Powers swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Powers fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Mangler on the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Powers throws a jab when Mangler was well out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Powers.
Mangler looks gassed!
Mangler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mangler walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Powers checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.

Powers drops Mangler with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Mangler looks back up at him and smiles so Powers waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Mangler is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Powers with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Powers throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Powers feints and then cracks Mangler's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Mangler down.
Powers throws an overhand right from the outside, which connects and sends Mangler stumbling backwards into the cage! Mangler bounces back off the cage towards Powers, who cracks him with a two punch combination that drops him to his knees! Powers lands two more shots before the referee has chance to intervene - what a finish! Powers celebrates with his corner as the crowd cheer loudly.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Austin Powers!
Austin Powers retains his heavyweight title!
Our winner, Austin Powers, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.