PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dagoth Ur (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Phuky Oto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ur comes to the cage accompanied by Fire and War. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Ur
vs
Oto

177 cm
18
160 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

186 cm
20
161 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Good kicks
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Inexperienced

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dagoth Ur!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Phuky Oto!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Eddie Farnsworth and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oto blocks the body kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Ur.
Ur looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Ur pivots, looking for a leg kick but Oto is out of range and Ur settles back down.
Ur throws a leg kick but Oto sees it coming and moves out of range.
Oto misses with a takedown attempt - Ur sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Ur tries to land a front kick but Oto steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Ur goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Ur misses with a body kick.
Oto misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Oto fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Dagoth Ur has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Phuky Oto.
Ur misses with a low kick as Oto jumps back.
Oto lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ur circles away quickly and effectively.
Oto fails in his attempt to clinch.
Ur misses with a low kick.
Oto fails with the takedown.
Oto tries to clinch up but Ur circles away and keeps his distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oto fails to land the takedown.
Oto stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Ur.
Ur motions for Oto to come forward. Ur throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Oto goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Oto moves out of range of the body kick.
Dagoth Ur seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Oto shoots in looking for a takedown. Ur tries to sprawl out of it but Oto keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Ur manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Oto looks gassed!
Oto takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Oto fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ur looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Ur throws a push kick but Oto slaps the foot to one side.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Ur.
Ur misses with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oto checks the leg kick.
Ur lets loose with a powerful body kick. Oto will feel that in the morning.
Ur misses with an attempted mid kick.
Oto is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Ur defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Oto.
Oto fails with a takedown attempt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Oto has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Ur.
Ur throws out a leg kick but Oto moves out of range and Ur only half commits.
Ur does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Ur throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Oto checks a low kick from Ur.
Ur is looking to land body kicks.
Ur throws a half hearted mid kick.
Oto checks a low kick from Ur.
Ur looks to land a body kick but Oto moved away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ur throws the kick towards the body but Oto avoids it.
Ur finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Ur misses with a low kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Oto looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Ur tries a low kick but Oto avoids it.
Dagoth Ur is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ur pivots, looking for a leg kick but Oto is out of range and Ur settles back down.
Oto will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Ur throws a low kick but Oto avoids it.
Ur tried to score with a low kick but Oto checks it.
Ur looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Ur misses with a kick to the body.
Oto takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Ur throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Ur looks for the body kick but Oto saw that one coming.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ur will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
No luck for Oto with that takedown attempt.
Ur throws a lazy body kick
and Oto connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Oto is trying desperately to land a takedown but Ur is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Oto.
Ur shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Ur lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Ur tries to score with a low kick but Oto moves his leg out of the way.
Ur tries to work over Oto's front leg with a kick but Oto checks it.
Ur misses with a low kick.
Ur looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Ur attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Ur looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A bone on bone clash there as Oto blocks the leg kick.
Oto fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ur wants to land a leg kick but Oto is out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dagoth Ur dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Oto blocks a leg kick.
Ur throws out a leg kick but Oto moves out of range and Ur only half commits.
A low kick from Ur is predictable there
and Oto counters with a big head kick but Ur shrugs it off.
A low kick from Ur is predictable there
and Oto counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A low kick from Ur is predictable there

and Oto counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

Ur jumps guard.
Ur on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Ur tries to get out of the position.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Ur is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Ur wants to sweep here but Oto controlling him for the moment.
Oto trying to control the position from guard on top but Ur is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ur wants to sweep but no luck.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Ur looks to land a body kick but Oto moved away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Oto looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Oto has a takedown stuffed.
Ur wants to land a leg kick but Oto is out of range.
Phuky Oto is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ur misses with a low kick.
Oto checks a leg kick nicely.
Ur misses with a body kick.
Ur misses with a low kick as Oto jumps back.
Ur shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Some wild striking there from Oto.
Ur finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oto takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Ur throws a wild body kick that Oto sees coming a mile off.
Ur pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Ur throws a half hearted mid kick.
Oto misses with a takedown attempt - Ur sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Oto is breathing heavily.
Ur motions for Oto to come forward. Ur throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Ur looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Oto takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Oto swinging wildly here.
Ur fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Oto is out of range.
Ur goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Oto scores with a head kick. Ur tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Ur lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Oto has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Oto and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Ur throws a leg kick that misses.
Oto checks a leg kick nicely.
Ur gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Oto counters with a nice body shot.
Ur misses with a low kick.
Ur throws a leg kick but Oto moved away.
Ur misses with a low kick as Oto jumps back.
Oto throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ur tries to work over Oto's front leg with a kick but Oto checks it.
Ur looks for the body kick but Oto saw that one coming.
Oto shoots in looking for a takedown. Ur tries to sprawl out of it but Oto keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Ur manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Dagoth Ur has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Phuky Oto.
Ur looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Ur wants to slow Oto down by chopping away at his legs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oto tries to close the distance and clinch up but Ur swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Ur looks to land a body kick but Oto moved away.
Ur wants to land a leg kick but Oto is out of range.
Ur is looking to chop away at Oto's legs.
Ur misses with an attempted mid kick.
Ur throws a nice outside leg kick.
Ur looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Ur finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Ur is looking to land body kicks.
Ur throws a leg kick but Oto sees it coming and moves out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ur tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Ur swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Ur stuffs the takedown attempt from Oto. Oto gets slowly back to his feet.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A leg kick checked by Oto.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dagoth Ur dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Ur tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Oto tries to clinch there but Ur circles away.
Ur throws a low kick, looking for Oto's leg but Oto calmly moves out of range.
Ur stuffs the takedown attempt from Oto. Oto gets slowly back to his feet.
Ur throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A clash of legs there as Oto blocks the low kick.
Oto fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Ur pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Oto checks a leg kick.
Ur is looking to land body kicks.
Oto takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Oto avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A bone on bone clash there as Oto blocks the leg kick.
Ur throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oto moves out of range of the body kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Ur.
Oto blocks the body kick.
Oto connects with a solid leg kick.
Oto shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Ur defends it nicely.
Dagoth Ur has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Phuky Oto.
Oto tries to clinch up.
Dagoth Ur is winning the standup battle so far.
Ur goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Some bone on bone action there as Oto checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Oto misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Ur goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Horrible takedown by Oto or perhaps it was just good defense by Ur which made him look bad.
Ur tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Oto is able to avoid easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ur attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Good work by Oto as he checks the leg kick.
Oto moves out of range as Ur throws a body kick.
Oto throws a head kick that misses.
Ur pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Oto moves out of range of the body kick from Ur.
Ur misses with a body kick.
Oto moves out of range of the body kick.
Ur misses with a low kick.
Ur looks for the body kick but Oto saw that one coming.
Ur throws a leg kick that is checked
and Oto counters with a big head kick but Ur shrugs it off.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Oto tries a head kick but it misses.
Oto takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ur throws a leg kick but Oto moved away.
Ur looks to land a body kick but Oto moved away.
Ur misses with a body kick.
Oto blocks the body kick.
Ur throws the kick towards the body but Oto avoids it.
A bone on bone clash there as Oto blocks the leg kick.
Horrible takedown by Oto or perhaps it was just good defense by Ur which made him look bad.
Ur throws a half hearted mid kick.
Oto checks a leg kick.
Ur tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Oto is able to avoid easily.
Ur misses with an attempted mid kick.
Ur slaps away a takedown attempt from Oto, before circling back to the center of the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Oto checks a leg kick.
Ur throws a push kick but Oto slaps the foot to one side.
Ur misses with a kick to the body.
Ur does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Ur misses with an attempted mid kick.
Ur misses with a low kick.
Oto blocks the body kick.
Ur misses with a low kick.
Oto fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Ur misses with a low kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ur throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Phuky Oto has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Oto blocks a leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dagoth Ur showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Ur, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 30:27
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dagoth Ur!
Dagoth Ur very nearly forgot to thank Empire Threads - The Best $15 You've Ever Spent! amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.