PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jake Kilmster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike The Meth Addict (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kilmster comes to the cage accompanied by Maylene & The Sons of Disaster - Darkest of Kin. The Meth Addict is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Lava Lava by Boys Noize. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Kilmster
vs
The Meth Addict

175 cm
27
195 lbs
15 - 12 - 1

196 cm
26
194 lbs
17 - 11 - 0

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Good wrestler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Jake Kilmster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mike The Meth Addict!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Ben Zyskovitsi and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Meth Addict scores with a sloppy right hand. Kilmster should have avoided that one.
The Meth Addict fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kilmster manages to avoid it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Kilmster.
Kilmster swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kilmster shoots in for a takedown but The Meth Addict shows good takedown defense.
Kilmster lands a two punch combo.

It looks like Mike The Meth Addict has been cut.
Mike The Meth Addict seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Meth Addict bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kilmster's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Meth Addict moves away from the strike by Kilmster.

The Meth Addict gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Kilmster looking to pass the guard.
The Meth Addict manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
The Meth Addict really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Kilmster. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kilmster swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Kilmster is wriggling around trying to escape.
Kilmster is working hard here to advance position.
Kilmster bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if The Meth Addict can do anything to dispel that myth.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Kilmster accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Kilmster throws a strike but The Meth Addict rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Kilmster is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Meth Addict would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
The Meth Addict stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Kilmster swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The Meth Addict won't allow Kilmster to sweep him here.

The Meth Addict got a little sloppy there for a moment and Kilmster has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, The Meth Addict has managed to get both his arms back between Kilmster's legs - danger averted.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kilmster tries to land a sweep but no joy.

Kilmster working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. The Meth Addict doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. The Meth Addict manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Kilmster is looking for a triangle but The Meth Addict pushes his legs off easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Meth Addict has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Kilmster is proving hard to escape from.

The Meth Addict avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Kilmster looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kilmster is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Kilmster is sneakily working for an arm triangle but The Meth Addict sees it coming and defends easily.
The Meth Addict is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Meth Addict gets full guard.
Kilmster postures up in The Meth Addict's guard and throws a big left but The Meth Addict blocks it.
Kilmster wants to control from the top but The Meth Addict keeps moving.
Kilmster throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Kilmster working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kilmster throwing strikes from guard but The Meth Addict blocks nicely.
Kilmster with a flurry of punches that miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jake Kilmster dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mike The Meth Addict's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Kilmster throws a combination but it was largely blocked by The Meth Addict.
Kilmster moves out of range as The Meth Addict strikes.
Kilmster takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Kilmster scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The Meth Addict fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
The Meth Addict misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kilmster has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from The Meth Addict finds it's way round the side to connect with Kilmster's head.
The Meth Addict misses with a double jab.
The Meth Addict ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The Meth Addict throws a lazy right hand but Kilmster sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The Meth Addict fails to land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Meth Addict throws an overhand right that lands on Kilmster's shoulder, as Kilmster tries to avoid the shot.
Mike The Meth Addict is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kilmster walks into a jab.
The Meth Addict fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kilmster dodges the punch combination from The Meth Addict.
The Meth Addict checks a low kick from Kilmster.
A jab from The Meth Addict finds it's way through Kilmster's defenses.
The Meth Addict throws an off balance right hand
and Kilmster counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The Meth Addict throws a looping overhand right but Kilmster ducks down to avoid it.
Kilmster misses with a wild combination.
The Meth Addict is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Meth Addict throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jake Kilmster is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The Meth Addict scores with a body shot.
The Meth Addict slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kilmster lands a jab to the nose.
The Meth Addict keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The Meth Addict scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Kilmster ducks under a wild hook from The Meth Addict.
Kilmster uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Meth Addict.
The Meth Addict lands with a right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kilmster ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The Meth Addict lands with an overhand left.
The Meth Addict has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Kilmster staying out of range there.
The Meth Addict with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Kilmster ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Meth Addict moves away.
The Meth Addict jabs Kilmster to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Kilmster scores with a spinning back kick!
Kilmster misses with a series of wild punches.
The Meth Addict throws a shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kilmster scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Meth Addict misses with a wild body shot.
The Meth Addict lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Kilmster misses with a wild body shot.
Kilmster throws a combination that misses
and Kilmster takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kilmster throws a chopping leg kick but The Meth Addict manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Kilmster throws a hook to the side of The Meth Addict's head but The Meth Addict sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kilmster misses with a double jab.
Mike The Meth Addict seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The Meth Addict smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike The Meth Addict showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Mike The Meth Addict's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

The Meth Addict takes a swing at Kilmster's ribcage but misses.
Kilmster lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but The Meth Addict circles away quickly and effectively.
A low kick from Kilmster misses
and The Meth Addict counters with a nice uppercut.
Kilmster shoots in for a double leg but The Meth Addict sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
The Meth Addict ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kilmster moves away.
Kilmster slips a jab and a cross from The Meth Addict.
The Meth Addict connects with the punch.
A jab from The Meth Addict does it's job there.
The Meth Addict misses with a hook.
A jab from The Meth Addict misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Meth Addict scores with a three punch combo!
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Kilmster!
Kilmster takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The Meth Addict misses with a double jab.
The Meth Addict misses with a few strikes there.
Kilmster steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Meth Addict.
Kilmster looks to land a combination but The Meth Addict avoids it well.
The Meth Addict is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kilmster.
Kilmster scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kilmster throws a solid leg kick but The Meth Addict takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Kilmster.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kilmster takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The Meth Addict lands with a good body shot.
Kilmster misses with the combination.
A right-left combo lands from Kilmster.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The Meth Addict lands with a shot to the body.
Kilmster lands a nice shot that snaps The Meth Addict's head back.
The Meth Addict displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kilmster throws out the jab.
Kilmster misses with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Meth Addict's jab looks to have found its range, popping Kilmster under the eye.
Kilmster shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says The Meth Addict as he avoids it easily.
Kilmster shoots in for a takedown but The Meth Addict shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jake Kilmster. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The Meth Addict takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
The Meth Addict swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The Meth Addict misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kilmster.
Nice body punch from The Meth Addict.
A decent looking cross lands there for The Meth Addict.
The Meth Addict lands a nice hook to Kilmster's body. Kilmster takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Kilmster looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kilmster throws a series of punches but The Meth Addict avoids them all with ease.
The Meth Addict misses the jab.
The Meth Addict cracks Kilmster with a right hand to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kilmster misses with a hook.
Kilmster misses with a straight right.
The Meth Addict smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The Meth Addict lands a nice hook to Kilmster's body. Kilmster takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kilmster swings widly with a right hand
and The Meth Addict counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
The Meth Addict getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mike The Meth Addict comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think The Meth Addict has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 28:29
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mike The Meth Addict!