PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bumba Motumbo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alfa Uros (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Motumbo comes into the arena with N.W.A - Straight Outta Compton blaring out of the sound system. Uros is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Dirty Diana. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Motumbo
vs
Uros

188 cm
27
195 lbs
21 - 5 - 0

182 cm
24
190 lbs
13 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bumba Motumbo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Alfa Uros!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Marco Blurström and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Motumbo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Motumbo lands a nice shot that snaps Uros's head back.
Uros tries to clinch but Motumbo moves out of range.
Motumbo looks for the body kick but Uros saw that one coming.
Uros checks a leg kick.
Motumbo looks to throw the jab but Uros is out of range.
Uros checks a leg kick nicely.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Uros!
Motumbo throws a body kick the misses
and Uros counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Uros throws a body punch but Motumbo moves out of range.
Uros connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Motumbo momentarily.
Motumbo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Uros misses with an uppercut.
Motumbo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Uros.
A slapping leg kick lands for Uros.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Uros takes the fight into the clinch.
Uros is looking to control Motumbo's arms but Motumbo gets an underhook and turns him. Now Uros has his back to the cage.
Uros misses with a punch to the body.
A knee to the head by Motumbo.
Uros avoiding damage as Motumbo throws knees to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Motumbo.
Motumbo will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Uros up against the cage.
Uros misses with a body punch.
Motumbo tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Motumbo as Uros tries to tie him up.
Motumbo with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Uros blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

Uros's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Uros thows a body shot but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Motumbo wants to clinch up but Uros keeps it at a distance.
Motumbo gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Uros.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Motumbo throws a leg kick that misses.
Bumba Motumbo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Uros misses with an attempted mid kick.
Uros pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Motumbo tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Uros paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Motumbo feints and then cracks Uros's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Uros down.
Motumbo cracks the inside of Uros's front leg.
Uros misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Motumbo.
Motumbo with a nice cross.
Uros throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Motumbo takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uros lands a nice looking body kick.
Uros tries to clinch up.
Motumbo wants to slow Uros down by chopping away at his legs.
Uros dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Uros uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Motumbo.
Uros scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Motumbo doesn't seem bothered though.
Uros throws a leg kick that misses.
Motumbo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Uros.
Motumbo misses with a wild combination.

Uros gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Motumbo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uros on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Motumbo misses with a hook to the ribs.

Uros's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Uros just misses with a punch to the body.
Uros misses with a body kick.
Uros fails with an attempt to clinch.
Motumbo tries to clinch but Uros moves out of range.
Motumbo throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Motumbo throws a right hand that misses
enabling Uros to counter with a crisp jab.
Uros wants to clinch up but Motumbo keeps it at a distance.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Uros slips under a jab from Motumbo.
Motumbo scores with a jab. Uros acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Motumbo pivots, looking for a leg kick but Uros is out of range and Motumbo settles back down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alfa Uros dominated that round.
That's time! Motumbo's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Uros swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Uros lands with a hook. Motumbo tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Uros.
Motumbo circles away from the clinch attempt.
Uros avoids the head kick by Motumbo.
Motumbo is looking to clinch but Uros is avoiding it.
Bumba Motumbo is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Motumbo moves into range and clinches up with Uros.
Motumbo lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Uros or not.
Motumbo lands a nice knee to the body.
Uros goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Motumbo pushes Uros back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Still in the clinch, Uros scores with a nice short uppercut.
Motumbo misses with a body punch.
Motumbo avoiding damage as Uros throws knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Motumbo tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Motumbo tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Uros avoids it.
Motumbo with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Uros wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Knees to the body from Motumbo.
Uros tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Uros trying to control the position but instead, Motumbo has worked for underhooks and has pushed Uros into the cage.
Uros lands a hook to the side of the head.
Motumbo trying to land knees to the body.
Uros lands a right hand that snaps the head of Motumbo backwards.
Motumbo tries a body shot but Uros blocks it.

Uros jumps into guard, dragging Motumbo to the mat.
Motumbo wants to control from the top but Uros keeps moving.

Uros looking for subs off his back but Motumbo has passed one foot through into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Uros is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Motumbo pulls his head out easily.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Uros is trying to stand back up but Motumbo is controlling him
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Uros wants to get back to full guard but Motumbo has passed into side control.
Uros wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Motumbo is looking to take a break and control but Uros is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Motumbo happy to just control the position for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Motumbo has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Uros tries to improve position but can't.
Motumbo wants to stand but Uros has his arm trapped.
Motumbo wants to lay and pray for a moment but Uros keeps working.
Uros tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Motumbo wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Uros wants to control but Motumbo postures up.
Uros tries to improve position but can't.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uros wants to control but Motumbo postures up.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Motumbo takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The fighters circling - Motumbo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Motumbo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Uros.
Alfa Uros seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Uros lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Motumbo has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Motumbo and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Uros is looking to clinch.

Uros moves into the clinch.
Nice body punch from Motumbo - that landed with a thud.
Uros has had enough of the clinch but Motumbo keeps him there for the moment.
Uros lands a shot to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Motumbo creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Uros tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Uros dodges an elbow strike from Motumbo.
Uros scores with a hook to the body.
Uros managing to block the knees to the body from Motumbo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Bumba Motumbo will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Uros bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.

Uros closes the distance and pushes Motumbo back into the cage.
Uros on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Motumbo tries to land knees in the clinch but Uros avoids the damage to the body.
Motumbo tries to land a knee to the head but Uros blocks with his arms.
Good body shot from Motumbo.

Uros manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.

Uros is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Uros looking to hit a scissor sweep but Motumbo is one step ahead there.
Uros working a defensive guard here.

Uros is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Uros is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Motumbo defends well.
Motumbo stopping the sweep attempt from Uros.
Motumbo trying to control but Uros is working from the bottom.
Motumbo is really struggling to control Uros but he's trying to hold on to the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Motumbo has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Bumba Motumbo just wasn't active enough.
Motumbo moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A combination from Motumbo does no damage.
Motumbo avoids a punch combination nicely.
Motumbo misses with a low kick.
Uros moves out of range of the strikes.
Motumbo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Uros.
Uros shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Uros throws a big shot that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Motumbo is looking to slow Uros down with leg kicks.
An inside leg kick from Motumbo misses.
Motumbo tries to clinch up
and Uros counters with a stiff right hand.
Motumbo is looking to clinch.
Motumbo's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Uros connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Motumbo scrambles back to his feet.
Motumbo takes a swing at Uros's ribcage but misses.
Uros throws a head kick that misses.
Uros lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Motumbo lands a head kick. Uros smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Uros.
Motumbo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Uros.
Motumbo moves out of range of the body kick from Uros.
Uros with a nice cross.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Uros keeps the fight on the outside.
Motumbo throws a hook to the side of Uros's head but Uros sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Motumbo scores with a leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Motumbo lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Uros has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Uros and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A swing and a miss from Uros.
Uros on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Alfa Uros.
I think Uros has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 28:30
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 27:30
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Alfa Uros!
Alfa Uros very nearly forgot to thank M/S Paint Fightwear amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.