PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between David Kyle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kyle comes to the cage accompanied by Big Booty Woman. Hanz Titties has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Kyle
vs
Titties

179 cm
25
155 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

180 cm
31
158 lbs
15 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

[CBK] Legal Highs $90 ↑ 160Q RECOVERY ↑
[CBK] Legal Highs $90 ↑ 160Q RECOVERY ↑

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TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, David Kyle!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Shigeki Fujiwara and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kyle swinging wildly here.
Titties scores with a jab to the body.
Kyle misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Titties.
Kyle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Titties manages to avoid it.
Kyle scoring well with a low kick there.
Kyle lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Titties tries to move into range but Kyle moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Kyle throws a hook to the side of Titties's head but Titties sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Kyle moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Kyle turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kyle tries to clinch up.

Titties lands a head kick that stumbles Kyle and the fighters go to the mat.

Kyle is rocked!

It looks like David Kyle has been cut.
Titties stopping the sweep attempt from Kyle.
Oh Kyle is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Titties loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kyle looking to hit a scissor sweep but Titties is one step ahead there.
Kyle seems to have got his legs back now.
Kyle will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Titties's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Titties wants to control from the top but Kyle keeps moving.
Titties wants to pass the guard but Kyle is keeping the position.

Kyle had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Titties defends it easily.
Kyle tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Titties is looking to advance position but Kyle has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kyle landing strikes, looking to finish!
Titties holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Kyle tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Titties taking shots to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kyle throwing strikes here but Titties is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Titties holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Kyle tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Kyle lands a heavy elbow.
Kyle thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Kyle postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Titties looks a forlorn figure.

Titties is rocked!
Kyle controlling from mount.
Titties is still in real trouble! Can Kyle finish him?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Kyle throws a sloppy strike and Titties uses the opportunity to reverse the position! A bit of a scramble here and Titties has ended up in Kyle's guard.
Titties seems to have recovered his senses.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Titties with a flurry of punches that miss.
Titties engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Kyle keeping moving, preventing Titties from controlling successfully.
Kyle bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Titties's guard.
Titties utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Titties keeping full guard, as Kyle tries to pass.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kyle throws a big elbow that misses.
Kyle is looking to work some ground and pound but Titties has wrist control.
Titties wants to hit a switch here but Kyle passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Titties there!
Kyle unloads with some shots from mount but Titties bucks and avoids them well.
Kyle looking to control but Titties is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Titties avoids a series of strikes thrown by Kyle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

David Kyle dominated that round.
The cut man is working on David Kyle's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Kyle scores with a shot to the body.
Kyle misses with an uppercut.
Kyle scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Titties doesn't seem bothered though.
Kyle avoids the head kick by Titties.
Both fighters circling a little - Kyle finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Kyle moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Titties has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Titties there as he acknowledges the shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kyle smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Titties on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Kyle connects with a body shot that sends Titties's belly button to the back.
Kyle throws a body punch but Titties moves out of range.
Titties is breathing heavily.
Kyle tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kyle tries to clinch up but Titties circles away and keeps his distance.

Kyle moves into the clinch successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Kyle.
Kyle lands a nice uppercut.

Titties manages to break the clinch.
Titties takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Kyle lands with an overhand left.
A slow jab from Titties misses its intended target.
Titties moves away from the strike by Kyle.
The fighters circling - Titties throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jab from Kyle.
Titties keeps the fight on the outside.
Kyle lands a leg kick that knocks Titties off balance momentarily.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kyle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kyle defending well as Titties loads up on a big left hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kyle throws a leg kick which misses Titties's front leg but catches the back leg as Titties tries to avoid it.
Kyle connects with a leg kick. Titties looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Kyle digs a good hook to Titties's body.

Kyle lands a big head kick that sends Titties tumbling to the mat! Kyle takes a step backwards and waves Titties back to his feet - he wants the finish!
The fight stays on the outside here - Kyle looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kyle lands a body shot.
Titties takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Kyle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
David Kyle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kyle scores with the left hand. Titties knows he should have avoided that one.
Kyle connects with a body shot that sends Titties's belly button to the back.
A head kick misses from Kyle.
Kyle cracks Titties with a hook to the temple - Titties is on wobbly legs here! Kyle swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Titties falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Kyle wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). David Kyle!
David Kyle retains his lightweight title!
David Kyle decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.