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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Amazing Game (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Game might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Spirit in the Sky. Amazing Game had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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152 lbs
8 - 5 - 0 |
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163 lbs
10 - 10 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
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Powerful takedowns
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Amazing Game!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Anthony Taglia and Jonathan Paton.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd throws a leg kick that is checked
and Game counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Game throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Game lands a nice shot to the body.
Turd throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Game throws a hook but Turd avoids it easily.
Game ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Turd tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Turd lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Turd throws a front kick aimed at Game's knee but Game avoids it well.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Game checks a leg kick.
Game throws a nice inside leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Game.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Game.
Game throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Turd buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Turd takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Turd throws a series of punches but Game avoids them all with ease.
Game scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Turd throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Game's waist but Game gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Turd off to one side.
Amazing Game is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Game tries a low kick but Turd avoids it.
Turd fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Game manages to avoid it.
Turd checks a low kick from Game.
Turd throws a low kick but Game avoids it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Turd checks a leg kick.
Turd is looking to slow Game down with leg kicks.
Turd misses with a head kick.
Turd throws a chopping leg kick but Game manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Turd blocks a jab.
Game misses with an uppercut.
Turd throws a hook but Game avoids it easily.
Turd moves away from the strike by Game.
Game looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Turd changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Game throws a solid leg kick but Turd takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Game.
Game throws a series of punches but Turd moves out of range.
Turd misses with a low kick.
Turd tries a low kick but Game avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Game misses the shot to the body.
A jab from Game misses.
Game throws a nice inside leg kick.
Game cracks Turd with an open hand slap.
Game walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Turd checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A lazy left from Turd finds it's target.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Turd wants to slow Game down by chopping away at his legs.
Game scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Turd bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jab, jab by Game - just one landing.
Game looks to land a right hand but Turd moved out of range.
A big left from Game misses.
Game throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Game misses with a low kick as Turd jumps back.
Game pivots, looking for a leg kick but Turd is out of range and Game settles back down.
Game misses with a series of wild punches.
Game tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Turd is able to avoid easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd clobbers Game with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Game throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Turd scores with a hook to the body. Game takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Game is breathing heavily.
Turd misses with a wild combination.
Turd jabs at Game's body.
Game throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Game throws out a leg kick but Turd moves out of range and Game only half commits.
Game pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Some wild striking there from Turd.
A chopping leg kick lands by Turd.
Turd connects with a right hand. Game shakes it off.
Turd looks to land a combination. Game sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd misses with a low kick as Game jumps back.
That kick from Turd tenderised Game's leg. Game is trying to keep his angry face on.
Good work by Turd as he checks the leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd cracks the inside of Game's front leg.
Turd attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Turd scoring well with a low kick there.
Turd throws a leg kick but Game moved away.
Turd jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Turd shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Game but Game pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Turd shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Game napping and manages to drive through into side control!
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Game is working to avoid the ground and pound but Turd connects with a decent elbow.
Turd wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Game, who protects the arm well.
Turd fails to land a wild elbow strike.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Turd scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Game to see if he's OK.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
One Turd dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
A looping hook to the body misses from Game. Turd does a little dance to reset his feet.
Turd throws a nice outside leg kick.
Turd fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Game has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Game is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Game with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Turd throws a nice outside leg kick.
One Turd seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Game throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Game checks a low kick from Turd.
Game goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Turd lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Game jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Turd lands a high kick!
Game shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
One Turd is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Game tries a low kick but Turd avoids it.
Game on the wrong end of a nice jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Game throws a big shot that misses.
Turd throws a leg kick but Game checks it.
Turd has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Game checks a leg kick.
Game misses with a hook. Turd ducked under it nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Game lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Game throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Turd does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Turd swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Turd.
Turd tries to score with a low kick but Game moves his leg out of the way.
Turd steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Game.
Game swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Turd lands with a kick to the ribs.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Turd throws a quick inside leg kick.
Turd is looking to score with low kicks.
Turd lands with a kick to the temple. Game shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Game blocks a leg kick.
Game throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Turd throws a leg kick but Game checks it.
Turd is looking to chop away at Game's legs.
Game gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Turd to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Game knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Turd on the ground.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Turd postures up in Game's guard and throws a big left but Game blocks it.
Game preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Turd with a flurry of punches that miss.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Turd accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Game looking to hit a scissor sweep but Turd is one step ahead there.
Turd stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Game swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Turd chips away with some ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd with a flurry of punches that miss.
Turd throws a big right hand that misses.
Turd is in close to Game's body, working some short punches and elbows.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Game is on top in guard.
Turd manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Game manages to get himself to full guard.
Turd pushes down on Game's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Turd has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd breaks from Game's wrist control and lands an elbow.
It looks like Amazing Game has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Turd dominating with strikes here.
Game is rocked!
Turd can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Game is looking to escape.
Oh Game is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Turd sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Game seems to have got his legs back now.
Turd lands a nice shot to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A big strike lands for Turd! That's really hurt Game and he's turned his back - Turd keeps firing away and the ref dives in to stop the fight! Turd jumps to his feet to celebrate the victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). One Turd!
One Turd is the new lightweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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