PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Miggery Sow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leg Sweeperton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sow's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, AC/DC - Its A Long Way To The Top If Ya Wanna Rock And Roll. Sweeperton has chosen Sexy Body Girl as his entrance music. The key to victory for Miggery Sow has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Sow
vs
Sweeperton

180 cm
25
172 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

170 cm
25
182 lbs
12 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

ADCC Champion
Basic striking
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Miggery Sow!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Leg Sweeperton!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, William Gold and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sow throws a hook to the side of Sweeperton's head but Sweeperton sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Sow rushes Sweeperton and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Sow scores with a nice hook to the head.
Sow scores with a shoulder strike.
Sow works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Sow has Sweeperton pressed against the cage.
Sow throws a punch but it's blocked by Sweeperton.
Sow throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A short right from Sow.

Sweeperton gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Sweeperton throwing strikes from guard but Sow blocks nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sweeperton stopping the sweep attempt from Sow.
Sweeperton is looking to work some ground and pound but Sow has wrist control.
Sow looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Sweeperton postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.

We're going to have a standup here because Miggery Sow wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
A combination from Sweeperton does no damage.
Sow misses with a hook. Sweeperton ducked under it nicely.
Sweeperton moves out of range of the body kick.

Sweeperton closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Sweeperton lands in his opponent's guard.
Sweeperton working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Sow wants to stand up but Sweeperton is controlling him.
Sweeperton pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Sow is keeping the position for now.
Sow lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Sweeperton!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sow wants to control the pace but Sweeperton is squirming around nicely.
Sow lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Sow is landing with some decent strikes but Sweeperton is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sweeperton keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Sweeperton suckers Sow into throwing a sloppy strike and uses the momentum to reverse the position beautifully! Sweeperton is now in Sow's guard!
Sweeperton postures up in Sow's guard and throws a big left but Sow blocks it.
Sow controlling Sweeperton's posture.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Sow looking to hit a scissor sweep but Sweeperton is one step ahead there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sow avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sweeperton working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Sow is trying to control the position but Sweeperton postures up.
Sow wants to sweep but no luck.
Sweeperton trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Sow manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Sow trying to control the position from guard on top but Sweeperton is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Sweeperton bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Sow's guard.
Sow looking to hit a scissor sweep but Sweeperton is one step ahead there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sow working a defensive guard here.
Sweeperton in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Sweeperton's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Sweeperton trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Sow trying to control the position.
Sow keeping moving, preventing Sweeperton from controlling successfully.
Sow is trying to control the position from the bottom.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sow avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sweeperton trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Miggery Sow dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Nice takedown defense from Sow. No joy for Sweeperton on that attempt.
Sow cracks the inside of Sweeperton's front leg.
Sow scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Sow lands a nice leg kick that just misses Sweeperton's sensitive parts.
Sow lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The fight stays on the outside here - Sow looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sow is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Sow throws out a powerful jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sow misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sow misses with a straight right.
A left lands for Sow.
The fighters circle momentarily. Sow darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Sow throws a good cross that connects.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sow slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Sow avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jab from Sow.
A lazy left from Sow finds it's target.

Sweeperton is rocked!
Sow fails with an attempt to clinch.
Sweeperton is still on wobbly legs! Can Sow finish him?
Sweeperton looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Sow lands a hook that stumbles Sweeperton back into the cage. Sow follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Sweeperton to the canvas! Sow pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Sweeperton has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Miggery Sow!
Miggery Sow retains his welterweight title!
During a confident post fight interview, Miggery Sow thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.