PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heffo Klumpo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Piston Honda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Honda has chosen Biebs!!!!!! as his entrance music. Piston Honda has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Klumpo
vs
Honda

193 cm
25
281 lbs
17 - 5 - 0

200 cm
27
300 lbs
25 - 8 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Hellbent
Popeye’s Spinach - 159 + 158 Proof Supps

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Heffo Klumpo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Piston Honda!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Felipe Paraventi and Emerson Jorge.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klumpo misses with an uppercut. Honda saw that one coming.
Klumpo lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Honda ducks under a wild hook from Klumpo.
Honda throws a jab but it's blocked by Klumpo.
Klumpo keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

It looks like Piston Honda has been cut.
Honda looks to throw the jab but Klumpo is out of range.

Klumpo shoots in and bounces Honda off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Klumpo content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klumpo slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Honda gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Honda is staying active underneath Klumpo, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Honda really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Klumpo. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Klumpo sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Honda taking some punishment here, with Klumpo in his half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Honda defending well though.
Klumpo lands strikes from half guard.
Honda keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Klumpo uses his free foot to push down on Honda's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Honda.
Klumpo trying to control but Honda is having none of it.
Honda is trying to escape the mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Klumpo goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Honda is on top in guard.
Honda postures up.
Klumpo wants to get back to his feet but Honda is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Klumpo is on top in guard.
Klumpo tries to free his leg and advance position but Honda is retaining full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo with a flurry of punches that miss.
Klumpo throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Honda works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Klumpo trying to control the position from guard on top but Honda is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Klumpo controlling from the top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Heffo Klumpo has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Honda misses with a looping left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heffo Klumpo dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Piston Honda's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Klumpo tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Honda swivels and escapes.
Klumpo looks to land a right hand but Honda moved out of range.
Klumpo pivots, looking for a leg kick but Honda is out of range and Klumpo settles back down.
Honda throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Klumpo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Klumpo misses with a lunging right hand
and Honda counters with a two punch combo.
Honda checks the leg kick nicely there.
Honda misses with a lunging right hand
and Klumpo counters with a straight right hand.
Klumpo connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Honda with a hook.
Honda lands with an uppercut that bounces Klumpo off the cage and back into range.
Klumpo cracks Honda with a right hand to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Klumpo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Honda.
Heffo Klumpo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Honda throws a combination that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Honda takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Honda lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Klumpo backs up against the cage.
Honda is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Klumpo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Honda avoids the body shot from Klumpo.
A telegraphed right hand from Honda misses the target.
Piston Honda is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Klumpo lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Klumpo scoring well with a low kick there.
Honda jabs at Klumpo's body.
Honda misses with a wild body shot.
Klumpo throws a body punch but Honda moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Klumpo wants to land a leg kick but Honda is out of range.
Honda throws a nice looking combination but Klumpo bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Klumpo scores with a hook to the body. Honda takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Klumpo uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Honda has time to react.
Klumpo misses with a takedown attempt - Honda sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
A jab from Klumpo misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Honda looks to throw the jab but Klumpo is out of range.
Honda slips under a jab from Klumpo.
Honda dodges the punch combination from Klumpo.
Klumpo misses with an uppercut. Honda saw that one coming.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Klumpo defending well as Honda loads up on a big left hand.
Honda takes a shot to the body in his stride.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Piston Honda will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Piston Honda's cut.
That's time! Klumpo's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Klumpo is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Honda.
Honda tries to move into range but Klumpo moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Honda fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Klumpo manages to avoid it.
Klumpo with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Klumpo takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Honda misses with a looping right.
Klumpo lands with a shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Honda takes a shot right to the bread basket.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klumpo throws a looping overhand right but Honda ducks down to avoid it.
Honda misses with a left hand
and Klumpo counters with a straight right hand.
Klumpo connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Klumpo thumps Honda with a low kick.
Honda takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Klumpo fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Honda has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Honda misses the shot to the body.
Klumpo uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Honda has time to react.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Honda takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Klumpo misses with an attempted mid kick.
Klumpo throws a series of punches but Honda moves out of range.
Klumpo paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Klumpo scores with a jab.
Honda walks into a left hand.
Honda with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Honda staying out of range there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

Honda tries to sprawl but Klumpo drives through with a takedown into half guard.

Klumpo is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Honda sees it coming and defends easily.
Klumpo is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Honda!
Klumpo controlling the pace for now.
Klumpo connects with a couple of good shots from mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Klumpo scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Honda?

The cut above Piston Honda's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Piston Honda's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:41 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Heffo Klumpo!