PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steven Nabob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman comes to the cage accompanied by Hoodie Ninja. Eric Cartman could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Steven Nabob's chin.

Cartman
vs
Nabob

200 cm
19
208 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

187 cm
26
218 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Steven Nabob!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Alec Ball and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Cartman bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Nabob's head backwards.

It looks like Steven Nabob has been cut.
Cartman throws a low kick but it's checked well by Nabob.
Nabob shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Cartman as he jumps to the side.
Cartman swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Nabob lands the left hand.
Cartman avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Cartman moves into the clinch.
Nabob misses with some punches.
Nabob working aggressively here.
Cartman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cartman prevents a takedown attempt there.
Nabob's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nabob fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Eric Cartman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Steven Nabob.
Nabob keeps control of Cartman as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Nabob tries to pull guard but Cartman holds him up against the cage and eventually Nabob drops back down to his feet.
Nabob wants a takedown.

Nabob breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Cartman misses with a double jab.
Cartman lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cartman misses with a double jab.
Cartman stuffs the takedown.
Cartman misses with a leg kick

and Nabob counters with a takedown into side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Nabob wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Cartman, who protects the arm well.
Nabob throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Nabob wants to lay and pray for a moment but Cartman keeps working.
Cartman is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Nabob in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Nabob wants to lay and pray for a moment but Cartman keeps working.
Cartman wants to control but Nabob postures up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
The referee asks Nabob politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Nabob prefers to stall for the moment though.
Nabob wants to control but Cartman is keeping him busy.
Cartman knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Nabob on the ground.
Nabob cracks Cartman with a big right hand but Cartman just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Nabob throws an elbow but Cartman slips to the side and avoids it well.
Nabob controls the position.

Nabob tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Nabob has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Nabob postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman wants to control but Nabob postures up.
Nabob has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Cartman!
Nabob takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

Nabob is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Cartman can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Nabob misses with a head shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nabob landing strikes from the mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Steven Nabob dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Steven Nabob's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Nice takedown defense from Cartman. No joy for Nabob on that attempt.
Nabob walks into a straight right hand from Cartman.
Cartman's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Cartman duly obliges.
Nabob is trying hard to land a takedown here. Cartman sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Nabob is defended easily by Cartman.
Eric Cartman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Steven Nabob.
Cartman throws a leg kick but Nabob checks it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nabob fails with a takedown attempt.
Cartman throws a one two combo.

That has opened up Steven Nabob's cut even more.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Nabob on the wrong end of a nice jab.

The cut above Steven Nabob's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Cartman throws a right hand that Nabob ducks under and follows up with a left that Nabob also avoids with ease.
Cartman throws a series of punches but Nabob moves out of range.
Nabob uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cartman.
Eric Cartman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nabob closes this distance looking for a takedown but Cartman circles away.
Nice cross by Cartman.
Cartman throws a series of punches but Nabob moves out of range.
Nabob throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Cartman counters with a crisp right hand that drops Nabob! Cartman lets Nabob back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Nabob is rocked!

Steven Nabob's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Steven Nabob's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Eric Cartman!
Eric Cartman thanked the fans post fight for their support.