PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vinnie Barbarino (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Conquer This (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Barbarino's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The Barbarino song. Conquer This has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Barbarino
vs
This

191 cm
28
275 lbs
15 - 4 - 1

192 cm
28
235 lbs
23 - 7 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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MERKIN FIGHTWEAR
Springfield HW Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Vinnie Barbarino!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Conquer This!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Barbarino connects with a crisp jab.
Barbarino throws a leg kick but This moved away.

Barbarino gets tackled into the cage by This. This maintains the clinch.
This working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
This misses with a hook to the ribs.

Barbarino pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Barbarino shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

It looks like Vinnie Barbarino has been cut.
Barbarino motions for This to come forward. Barbarino throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Barbarino throws a low kick but This moves out of range easily.
That kick from This tenderised Barbarino's leg. Barbarino is trying to keep his angry face on.
Some bone on bone action there as This checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Barbarino has a takedown stuffed.
Barbarino tries to land a leg kick but This saw it coming and moves away.
A swing and a miss from Barbarino.
Barbarino misses the shot to the body.
Barbarino lands a nice hook to This's body. This takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
This lands with a thumping leg kick.
This lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Barbarino will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Vinnie Barbarino seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Barbarino throws a predictable looking body shot
and This counters with a left and a right... and another left... and another!! That last one turned off the lights! Barbarino has no idea who he is and is as he gazes up at the spotlights. Brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Conquer This!