PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Yuri Lebedev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shaggy Dope (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lebedev's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Yuri Favourite!. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Lebedev
vs
Dope

224 cm
23
285 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

210 cm
26
270 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Yuri Lebedev!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shaggy Dope!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, David Schapiro and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dope rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lebedev moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dope takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Horrible takedown by Dope or perhaps it was just good defense by Lebedev which made him look bad.
Lebedev really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Lebedev throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dope on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Lebedev cracks the inside of Dope's front leg.
A combination from Dope does no damage.

Lebedev closes the distance and clinches.
Lebedev lands a shoulder strike.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lebedev creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dope's defenses.

It looks like Shaggy Dope has been cut.
Dope tries to break free but Lebedev pushes him back against the cage.
Dope takes an elbow to the temple.
Lebedev lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Lebedev lands a left hand.
Lebedev missing with knees to the body.
Lebedev comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Lebedev prevents Dope from breaking the clinch.
Lebedev unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Dope looks gassed!
Lebedev lands a nice shot to the body.
A short left from Lebedev.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dope has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Lebedev stalls.
Dope takes an elbow to the forehead.

That has opened up Shaggy Dope's cut even more.
Lebedev creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dope's defenses.
Lebedev lands an elbow just above Dope 's eye.
Dope being controlled against the cage.
Lebedev landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Dope takes an elbow to the temple.

The cut above Shaggy Dope's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Lebedev landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lebedev lands an elbow just above Dope 's eye.
Lebedev lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Shaggy Dope's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Lebedev lands an elbow inside that Dope shrugs off.

Dope is rocked!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Shaggy Dope's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Yuri Lebedev!
A victorious Yuri Lebedev thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.