PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gigantor Ubereem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Logen Glotka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ubereem comes to the cage accompanied by -. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Logen Glotka enters the cage!

Ubereem
vs
Glotka

200 cm
25
276 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

197 cm
31
252 lbs
26 - 8 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gigantor Ubereem!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Logen Glotka!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Johanna Lukiainen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ubereem connects with an inside leg kick.
Glotka tests Ubereem's chin there with a solid looking shot.

It looks like Gigantor Ubereem has been cut.
Ubereem connects with a right hand. Glotka shakes it off.
Glotka throws a sloppy head kick and Ubereem moves out of range easily.
Ubereem throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Glotka sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Ubereem missing with a left hand there. Glotka was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ubereem takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Good standup being displayed there by Ubereem as he connects with a hook.
Ubereem slips a jab from Glotka.
Glotka on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Ubereem misses with a body kick.
Ubereem slips a straight right by Glotka.
Glotka swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Glotka misses with a right hand

so Ubereem counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Ubereem accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Glotka is trying to control the position but Ubereem postures up.
Glotka keeping full guard, as Ubereem tries to pass.
Ubereem trying to control but Glotka is working from the bottom.
Ubereem trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Ubereem accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Ubereem throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Glotka works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Glotka looking for a sweep. Not yet Glotka, not yet.
Glotka trying to control the position here.
Ubereem trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ubereem preventing the sweep.
Ubereem looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Ubereem shoots in looking for a takedown but Glotka manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Ubereem's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.

Ubereem clinches up against the cage.
Glotka tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nice elbow from Glotka.
Ubereem throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Glotkas head.
Ubereem being controlled against the cage.
Ubereem softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ubereem lands with a left to the head.

Glotka's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Ubereem is looking to clinch but Glotka is avoiding it.
Glotka throws a head kick but Ubereem moves out of range.
Ubereem thows a body shot but no joy.
Ubereem checks a leg kick.
Ubereem takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Ubereem fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Ubereem darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Ubereem moves to clinch but Glotka breaks away
and Glotka counters with a leg kick.
Ubereem just misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Glotka lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Glotka connects with a solid leg kick.
Ubereem is breathing heavily.
Glotka cracks Ubereem with a right hand to the side of the head.
Ubereem shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Glotka counters with a good low kick that Ubereem was not able to check.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gigantor Ubereem. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Glotka feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Ubereem sprawling to the canvas! Ubereem rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Glotka finish him?!
Glotka throws a monster overhand right that drops Ubereem! Glotka follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Logen Glotka!
After the big win, Logen Glotka made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Milwaukee's Best 160 -$75 Vote Colbert!!!!! and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.