PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dc Gable (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Sheen
vs
Gable

187 cm
21
180 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

198 cm
22
200 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Charlie Sheen!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Dc Gable!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Richard Clark and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Gable misses.
Dc Gable seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gable avoids the body shot from Sheen.
Sheen gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Sheen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Gable throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sheen misses with a head kick.
Gable throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Sheen counters by clinching up.
Sheen lands with a light punch inside.
Sheen is pressed up against the cage. Gable has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Sheen down to the mat. Sheen avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Sheen throws a nice inside leg kick.
Gable will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Gable!
Gable lands a jab to the nose.
Gable throws a right and a left that Sheen avoids nicely.
Gable displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Sheen throws a head kick that misses.
Sheen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gable takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Gable looks gassed!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sheen moves out of range of the leg kick from Gable.
Sheen misses with a series of wild punches.
Sheen doesn't manage to clinch there - Gable circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen misses with a double jab.
Gable keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sheen.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Sheen blocks a jab.
Gable throws a left and a right that both miss
and Sheen counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Sheen lands a nice shot to the body.
Gable avoids the body shot from Sheen.
Sheen connects with a looping right hand.

Sheen moves into range and clinches up with Gable.
Sheen working aggressively here.
Sheen is pushing Gable up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Gable has Sheen pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Sheen manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Sheen misses with a body punch.
Gable drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Sheen gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Charlie Sheen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dc Gable.
Sheen lands a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Still in the clinch, Sheen scores with a nice short uppercut.
Sheen lands a hook to the side of the head.
Sheen prevents a takedown attempt there.
Sheen lands with a left to the head.
Sheen can't find room to land a body shot as Gable controls the action.
Gable is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Gable has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Sheen avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Sheen lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Sheen misses with a short punch on the inside.
Gable is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Sheen pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Gable wants to take the fight to the mat but Sheen manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Sheen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Sheen creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Sheen lands with a short shot to the head.
Sheen working aggressively here.
Gable takes a shot to the head.
Gable wants to take the fight to the mat but Sheen manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Sheen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Gable is looking for a takedown.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gable blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sheen misses with a hook from the clinch.
Sheen throws a punch but it's blocked by Gable.
Sheen working aggressively here.
A short right from Sheen on the inside.
Gable is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Sheen gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Sheen lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Sheen working aggressively here.
Gable blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short right from Sheen on the inside.

Gable is rocked!
Gable is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Gable tries for a takedown but Sheen manages to get underhooks.
Sheen lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Gable is still on wobbly legs! Can Sheen finish him?
Sheen dips a shoulder and cracks Gable with a mighty uppercut! Gable falls back against the cage and Sheen unloads with a barrage of strikes! Gable is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Sheen screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charlie Sheen!
Charlie Sheen is the new middleweight champion!
A relieved looking Charlie Sheen thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.