PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paul Red Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Paul Red Boy is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Sheen
vs
Red Boy

187 cm
20
180 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

180 cm
25
189 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Charlie Sheen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Paul Red Boy!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Sam Margolis and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Sheen instigates a clinch.
Sheen stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Sheen lands a body punch in the clinch.
Sheen makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Red Boy is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Sheen is defending well.
Sheen gets through Red Boy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Sheen slows down the pace here.
Sheen lands with a left to the head.
Sheen lands with a light punch inside.
Sheen lands a left hand that snaps the head of Red Boy backwards.
Sheen manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Sheen lands with a short shot to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Red Boy wants a takedown but no success here.
Red Boy drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Sheen gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Charlie Sheen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Paul Red Boy.
Sheen lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Sheen lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Sheen lands with a right to the head.
Sheen scores with a nice hook to the head.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Red Boy has Sheen pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Sheen manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Sheen pushes Red Boy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Sheen digs a right hand into Red Boy's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Red Boy's gas tank.
Red Boy looks gassed!
Sheen gets through Red Boy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Sheen lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sheen makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sheen lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Red Boy backwards.
A body shot lands from Sheen.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheen lands with a light punch inside.
Sheen lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Red Boy.
Sheen scores with a nice hook to the head.
Still in the clinch, Sheen scores with a nice short uppercut.
Sheen scores with a shot to the side of Red Boy's head.
Sheen pushes Red Boy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Red Boy being controlled against the cage.
Sheen lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Sheen.
Sheen lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sheen lands with a short shot to the head.
Sheen scores with a nice hook to the head.
Sheen lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Sheen lands a body shot.
Sheen working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Sheen lands a body punch in the clinch.
Sheen working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Sheen stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Sheen lands a hook that snaps the head of Red Boy backwards.
Sheen lands a left hand.
Sheen working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Sheen scores with a nice short uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Sheen.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sheen lands a right hand that snaps the head of Red Boy backwards.
Sheen makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Sheen scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Sheen lands with a short shot to the head.

Red Boy is rocked!
Sheen lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Red Boy is still on wobbly legs! Can Sheen finish him?
Sheen lands a left hand that snaps the head of Red Boy backwards.
Sheen lands a body punch in the clinch.
Sheen scores with a shot to the side of Red Boy's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Sheen lands a left hand.
Sheen lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Sheen lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Red Boy backwards.
A short right from Sheen.
Sheen lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sheen pressing his opponent against the cage.
Sheen lands with a right to the head.
A short right from Sheen.
Sheen lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sheen lands a nice uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Sheen.
Sheen is leaning against Red Boy and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Red Boy seems to have recovered his senses.
Sheen throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Red Boys head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A short left from Sheen.
Sheen lands with a right to the head.
Sheen digs a right hand underneath Red Boy's ribcage. Red Boy let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Sheen.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Charlie Sheen dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Sheen measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Red Boy! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Charlie Sheen!
Charlie Sheen seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.