PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Chris Booger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Booger comes into the arena with Ang Kulangot blaring out of the sound system. Cartman has chosen Santana Ft Everlast - Put Your Lights On as his entrance music. Chris Booger has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Booger
vs
Cartman

185 cm
25
185 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

170 cm
30
180 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

[CBK] The Smashwear Corporation

Steel Penn's Laundry *Temporarily Closed*

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Chris Booger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Sosuke Kotani.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Booger throws a right and a left that both miss.
Booger misses with a wild combination.
Booger throws a lazy uppercut
and Cartman makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Booger misses the target.
Booger misses with a wild body shot.
Booger pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Booger swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Cartman throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Booger blocks a jab.
Booger thows a body shot but no joy.
Cartman lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Nice uppercut there from Booger.
Booger connects with a looping right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Booger gets caught flat footed, as Cartman shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Booger wants to sweep but no luck.
Cartman content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Cartman working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Booger throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Cartman throws a big elbow that misses.

Booger is looking for a triangle here but Cartman uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Booger gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Cartman takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Cartman lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Cartman throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

Booger pushes Cartman off and gets back to his feet.

Cartman drives through with a takedown into Booger's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Booger throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Booger is breathing heavily.
Cartman makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.
Cartman is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Booger wants to hit a switch here but Cartman passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Booger there!
Booger really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Cartman fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
A nice elbow there by Cartman.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Cartman breaks from Booger's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Cartman is landing with some decent strikes but Booger is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.

Booger is rocked!
Booger tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Oh Booger is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cartman cracks Booger with a big head shot that has him covering up instantly! He's rolled onto his side and the referee has seen enough - this one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eric Cartman!
After the big win, Eric Cartman made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors [CBK] The Smashwear Corporation and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.