PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Shane MacKallister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steve Stifler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). MacKallister's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Four Horsemen by Metallica. Steve Stifler is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

MacKallister
vs
Stifler

168 cm
30
178 lbs
11 - 8 - 0

185 cm
25
187 lbs
10 - 9 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

ADCC Champion
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Shane MacKallister!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Steve Stifler !
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Robert Douchet and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stifler throws a body punch but MacKallister moves out of range.
Stifler with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling MacKallister to score with a decent uppercut.
Stifler takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Stifler takes a swing at MacKallister's ribcage but misses.
MacKallister lands a nice hook to Stifler 's body. Stifler takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
MacKallister scores with the left hand. Stifler knows he should have avoided that one.
Stifler fails with the takedown.
Stifler throws a big shot that misses.
Stifler avoids a punch combination nicely.
Stifler walks into a stiff left hand from MacKallister.
MacKallister thuds a left hand into Stifler 's body.
Stifler tries to close the distance and clinch but MacKallister swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
MacKallister swings and misses with a hook to the body.
MacKallister lands a head shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
MacKallister dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Stifler misses the jab.
Stifler takes one to the side of the head.
MacKallister looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
MacKallister misses with a two punch combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
MacKallister throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Stifler uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before MacKallister has time to react.
A telegraphed right hand from Stifler misses the target.
Stifler slips a straight right by MacKallister.
Stifler shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with MacKallister but MacKallister pushes him off and we're back to square one.
MacKallister lands a nice shot to the body.
MacKallister scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
MacKallister misses with a wild body shot.
A combination from MacKallister does no damage.
MacKallister lands the left hand.
Stifler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
MacKallister swings and misses with a hook to the body.
MacKallister misses with a few strikes there.
MacKallister lands with a nice combination. Stifler backs away looking to recover.
A swing and a miss from Stifler .

Stifler tries to sprawl but MacKallister drives through with a takedown into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

MacKallister decides to stand up.
MacKallister takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
A swing and a miss from Stifler .

MacKallister closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - MacKallister lands in his opponent's guard.
Stifler is adopting a defensive guard.
MacKallister is looking to stand up but Stifler won't let him.
Stifler is trying to control the position but MacKallister postures up.
MacKallister would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
MacKallister trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
MacKallister throws a strike but Stifler rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
MacKallister is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Stifler stopping the sweep attempt from MacKallister.
MacKallister is trying to keep Stifler in close.
MacKallister is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Stifler is controlling him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stifler working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of MacKallister's head.

MacKallister looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
MacKallister working a defensive guard here.
Stifler in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
MacKallister throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Stifler wants to control from the top but MacKallister keeps moving.
Stifler might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control MacKallister kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
MacKallister has momentary wrist control but Stifler slips an elbow through the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Shane MacKallister dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Stifler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but MacKallister manages to avoid it.
MacKallister throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Shane MacKallister is winning the standup battle so far.
Stifler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
MacKallister keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Stifler .
MacKallister walks into a straight right hand from Stifler .
Stifler dips to his left and cracks MacKallister with an uppercut!
Shane MacKallister is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
MacKallister tries to bum rush Stifler with a series of wild strikes but Stifler uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
MacKallister swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
MacKallister looks to throw the jab but Stifler is out of range.
Stifler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Stifler catches MacKallister with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Stifler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from MacKallister.
MacKallister cracks a nice hook into Stifler 's ribs.
Stifler lands with a shot to the body.
Stifler is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
MacKallister uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stifler .
MacKallister lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
MacKallister misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Stifler .
Stifler lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
MacKallister looks to land a combination but Stifler avoids it well.
Stifler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but MacKallister moves away.
No joy there for MacKallister, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
MacKallister cracks Stifler with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
MacKallister jabs Stifler to the body, keeping him at a distance.
MacKallister scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
The fight stays on the outside here - Stifler looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Stifler dodges the punch combination from MacKallister.
MacKallister darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
MacKallister takes a swing at Stifler 's ribcage but misses.
Stifler fails with a takedown attempt.
Sloppy strikes from MacKallister. Those never looked like landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stifler throws a body punch but MacKallister moves out of range.
Stifler misses with an uppercut.
Stifler misses with a hook. MacKallister ducked under it nicely.
Stifler tests MacKallister's chin there with a solid looking shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
MacKallister throws a right and a left that Stifler avoids nicely.
MacKallister scores with a crisp jab that stopped Stifler in his tracks.
Stifler jabs at MacKallister's body.
Stifler takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Stifler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but MacKallister was well out of range. Poor timing from Stifler .
MacKallister misses with a two punch combination.
Stifler wants to clinch up but MacKallister keeps it at a distance.
MacKallister throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
MacKallister looks to land a left hand but Stifler moved out of range nicely.
Stifler takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stifler tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but MacKallister swivels and escapes.
Stifler is breathing heavily.
MacKallister misses with a series of wild punches.
MacKallister throws a right and a left that both miss.
MacKallister circles away from the clinch attempt.
MacKallister throws a right hand that Stifler ducks under and follows up with a left that Stifler also avoids with ease.
MacKallister throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
MacKallister looks to land a combination but Stifler avoids it well.
Stifler swings for the body but MacKallister moves out of range.
Stifler slips a jab and a cross from MacKallister.
MacKallister thows a body shot but no joy.
MacKallister displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stifler throws out the jab.
MacKallister lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Stifler circles away quickly and effectively.
MacKallister connects with a body shot that sends Stifler 's belly button to the back.
MacKallister takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

MacKallister closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - MacKallister lands in his opponent's guard.
Stifler wants to stand up but MacKallister is controlling him.
Stifler manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. MacKallister manages to get himself to full guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
MacKallister controls Stifler momentarily but Stifler frees himself.
Stifler lands a couple of digs.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
MacKallister working a defensive guard here.
Stifler throws a big right hand that misses.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
MacKallister wants to stand and escape but Stifler is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Shane MacKallister will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

MacKallister misses with a looping left.
Shane MacKallister seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stifler tries to clinch up.
Stifler swings for the body but MacKallister moves out of range.
Stifler is looking to clinch.
Stifler scores with a hook.
MacKallister lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Stifler circles away quickly and effectively.
MacKallister moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
A combination from MacKallister does no damage.

MacKallister shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Stifler is doing well to control the position and prevent MacKallister from advancing to side control.
Stifler is trying to stand up here but MacKallister is controlling him well.
MacKallister wants to get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
MacKallister wants to pass the guard but Stifler is defending well.
Stifler is trying to stand back up but MacKallister is controlling him
MacKallister wants to get back to his feet.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Stifler trying to hold on to MacKallister's head to control him but MacKallister postures up.
Steve Stifler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Nice sprawl there from MacKallister as Stifler shoots in.
MacKallister lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
MacKallister uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stifler .
Stifler takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Stifler 's hands are dropping dangerously low here and MacKallister connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Stifler scrambles back to his feet.

Stifler is rocked!
MacKallister throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Stifler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Stifler is still on wobbly legs! Can MacKallister finish him?

Stifler clinches up with MacKallister and pushes him back against the ropes.
Stifler seems to have recovered his senses.
MacKallister is trying to break free.
Stifler tries a body shot but MacKallister blocks it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
MacKallister wants to break free but Stifler has control.
MacKallister tries to circle away but Stifler has him pinned against the ropes.
Stifler lands a body shot.
Stifler lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
MacKallister is trying to push Stifler away but Stifler has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stifler lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Stifler wants to take the fight to the mat but MacKallister manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.

MacKallister escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
MacKallister throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

MacKallister closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - MacKallister lands in his opponent's guard.

MacKallister is sitting in close to Stifler 's body. Stifler has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! MacKallister is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, MacKallister is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Stifler .

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:39 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Steve Stifler !
Steve Stifler took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'That was some classic Acme on Acme violence right there. Paul is a crafty bitch, but I one upped on this one lol!'.