PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hagar Bolok (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and DaMarcus Talofalani (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bolok's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Slayer - Dead Skin Mask. Talofalani has chosen Ka Mate as his entrance music. DaMarcus Talofalani has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Hagar Bolok's chin.

Bolok
vs
Talofalani

196 cm
19
285 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

175 cm
25
300 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Charlie Wang's Nutrition and 95 % Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hagar Bolok!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, DaMarcus Talofalani!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bolok thows a body shot but no joy.
Talofalani misses with a series of wild punches.
A jab from Talofalani finds it's way through Bolok's defenses.
Talofalani lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bolok circles away quickly and effectively.
A lazy left from Talofalani finds it's target.
Bolok doesn't manage to clinch there - Talofalani circles away.
Talofalani scores with a three punch combo!

It looks like Hagar Bolok has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jab by Talofalani.

Talofalani feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Bolok sprawling to the canvas! Bolok rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Talofalani finish him?!

Bolok is rocked!
Talofalani throws a right and a left that both miss.
Oh Bolok is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bolok could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.

Bolok closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Talofalani is trying to break the clinch but Bolok is controlling him.

Bolok breaks the clinch.
Bolok drops his hands momentarily. Talofalani doesn't need a second invitation, landing a shot to the temple. Bolok staggers and falls to the mat and the ref dives in to save him from any more punishment. Bolok doesn't seem happy with the stoppage but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). DaMarcus Talofalani!
DaMarcus Talofalani looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Much love to everyone this is it. I'm done, I'm moving to the bahama's and I'm going to retire. I love you all and goodnight!'.