PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Henry Chinaski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Doctor Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones has chosen Doctor Jones as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Chinaski
vs
Jones

185 cm
24
183 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

184 cm
26
177 lbs
14 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Henry Chinaski!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Doctor Jones!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, John Kavanagh and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chinaski uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jones.
Chinaski dodges the punch combination from Jones.
Jones takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jones cracks Chinaski with an open hand slap.
Jones uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chinaski.
Chinaski avoids a punch combination nicely.
Chinaski throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Chinaski steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Jones tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chinaski was well out of range. Poor timing from Jones.
Chinaski waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jones.
Jones shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Chinaski pinned against the cage. Chinaski gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Jones tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Chinaski throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Chinaski defending well as Jones loads up on a big left hand.
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch up but Chinaski swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jones misses with a low kick.
Jones takes a kick to the side of the head.
Jones cracks a nice hook into Chinaski's ribs.
Some wild striking there from Jones.
Chinaski moves out of range of the body kick from Jones.
Jab, jab by Jones - just one landing.
Jones keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jones slips a jab from Chinaski.
Jones is looking to clinch.
Jones lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

Jones drives through with a takedown into guard.
Jones trying to control the position from guard on top but Chinaski is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jones throws a big elbow that misses.
Jones trying to control but Chinaski is working from the bottom.
Jones trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Jones trying to control the position from guard on top but Chinaski is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones throws a big right hand that misses.
Jones trying to control but Chinaski is working from the bottom.
Jones looking to sit in guard and control but Chinaski gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Chinaski tries to stand but Jones is controlling from the bottom.
Jones has control of Chinaski's left arm, preventing Chinaski from doing any damage.
Chinaski wanted to stand there but Jones had control of the position.
Jones pulls Chinaski in close to his closed guard and prevents Chinaski from doing any damage or advancing position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Doctor Jones has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Chinaski scoring well with a low kick there.
Jones dodges the punch combination from Chinaski.
Jones stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Chinaski.

Jones has managed to clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jones working aggressively here.
Chinaski blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chinaski stalling in the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Chinaski breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Doctor Jones dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Jones throws a sloppy body shot
letting Chinaski counter with a right hand.
A solid leg kick lands there for Chinaski.
Chinaski throws a big shot that misses.
Jones blocks a low kick nicely.
Jones comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
No luck for Jones with that takedown attempt.
Nice jab there from Jones.
Chinaski is looking to chop away at Jones's legs.
Chinaski throws a lazy right hand but Jones sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Doctor Jones seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A chopping leg kick lands by Jones.
Jones avoids the head kick by Chinaski.
Chinaski staying out of range there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones thows a body shot but no joy.
Jones throws a push kick but Chinaski slaps the foot to one side.
Chinaski thuds his right hand into Jones's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

Jones has closed the distance and engaged Chinaski in a clinch.
Jones misses with a body punch.
Chinaski displaying some good clinch control by pressing Jones up against the cage.
Chinaski goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jones misses with a body punch.
Jones has a couple of punches blocked by Chinaski.
Jones misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Chinaski just leaning against Jones, taking a breather.
Chinaski on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Jones breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Chinaski throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jones looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Chinaski throws a body punch but Jones moves out of range.
Jones dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Chinaski. That did some damage!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chinaski's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Jones connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Chinaski scrambles back to his feet.
Jones throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jones thuds his right hand into Chinaski's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jones misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chinaski.
Chinaski swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Jones.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones throws a body kick that misses.
Jones fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Chinaski looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Chinaski throws a body punch but Jones moves out of range.
Jab, jab by Jones - just one landing.
Doctor Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones avoids the body shot from Chinaski.
Jones tries to land a front kick but Chinaski steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Jones blocks a head kick by Chinaski.
Jones throws out a powerful jab.
Chinaski moves out of range of the body kick from Jones.
Chinaski uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jones.
Chinaski throws a jab when Jones was well out of range.
Chinaski walks forward, straight into a front kick from Jones.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Chinaski throws a hook but Jones avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jones lands with a cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jones misses the jab.
Chinaski takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Chinaski looks for the body kick but Jones saw that one coming.
Jones lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Jones misses with a body shot.
Jones feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Chinaskis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Jones lands a jab to Chinaski's midsection.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Jones. Chinaski does a little dance to reset his feet.
Chinaski tries to move into range but Jones moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Jones throws out a loose jab but Chinaski uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Doctor Jones showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Jones throws a push kick but Chinaski slaps the foot to one side.
Jones shoots in but Chinaski avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Jones scores with a nice body kick.
Jones misses with a body kick.
Jones throws a body kick that misses.
Jones throws a lazy right hand but Chinaski sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Chinaski misses with a looping right.
Jones throws a nice inside leg kick.
Chinaski lands an overhand right.
Jones falls off balance throwing a combination
and Chinaski counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Chinaski avoids a punch combination nicely.
Chinaski throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

Jones decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.

Jones seems to be looking for submissions.
Jones throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jones throwing shots but Chinaski is blocking nicely.
Chinaski tries to get to full guard but Jones has control of the leg.
Jones trying to pass the guard but Chinaski defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones throwing shots but Chinaski is blocking nicely.
Jones prevents Chinaski from improving his position.
Chinaski is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Jones scores with a couple of nice shots.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chinaski has hold of Jones's hands but Jones slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Jones seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Chinaski does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Jones takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Chinaski blocking the ground and pound attempt from Jones.
Jones missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Chinaski blocking the ground and pound attempt from Jones.
Jones misses with a head shot. Chinaski uses the momentum to regain guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Chinaski is keeping the position for now.
Jones landing with the ground and pound.
Chinaski keeping moving, preventing Jones from controlling successfully.
Jones looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Chinaski avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Jones working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Jones wants to control from the top but Chinaski keeps moving.
Jones has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Jones is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Jones trying to control the position from guard on top but Chinaski is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Doctor Jones has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Chinaski defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Jones.
Jones misses the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Doctor Jones really dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Jones thows a body shot but no joy.
Chinaski scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Chinaski moves out of range of the body kick.
Jones misses with a straight right.
Chinaski lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Jones clobbers Chinaski with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Chinaski is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Jones moves away from the strike by Chinaski.
The fighters circle momentarily. Chinaski darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Jones throws a predictable looking body shot
and Chinaski counters with a thumping low kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Chinaski misses the target.
Chinaski slips a jab from Jones.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.

Jones rushes Chinaski and presses him up against the cage.
Chinaski is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Jones throws an elbow that misses.
Jones comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Jones misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jones tries to break free but Chinaski pushes him back against the cage.
Jones drops down looking for an ankle pick but Chinaski pulls his leg out and moves away.
Jones lands with a right hand.
Jones gets cracked there but stands up to it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jones to score with a decent uppercut.

Jones drives through and clinches with Chinaski against the cage.
Chinaski misses with a hook to the ribs.

Chinaski escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jones. Chinaski does a little dance to reset his feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jones checks a low kick from Chinaski.
Jones fakes the leg kick and cracks Chinaski in the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jones. Chinaski does a little dance to reset his feet.
Some wild striking there from Chinaski.
Jones throws a right and a left that Chinaski avoids nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Henry Chinaski is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jones shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Chinaski defends it nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Chinaski. Jones does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jones goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jones looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Henry Chinaski has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Doctor Jones.
The fighters circling - Chinaski throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Chinaski misses the shot to the body.
Jones uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chinaski.
Jones misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Chinaski defending well as Jones loads up on a big left hand.
Chinaski throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jones throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jones fails to land with a series of punches.
Sloppy strikes from Chinaski. Those never looked like landing.
Jones takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Jones lands a nice hook to Chinaski's body. Chinaski takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jones misses with a kick to the body.
Jones misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chinaski.
Nice shot by Jones.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Doctor Jones will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Chinaski throws a leg kick
and Jones counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Chinaski throws a jab but it's blocked by Jones.
Jones shoots in and drives through. Chinaski sprawls well.
Jones lands a body shot.
Jones cracks a nice hook into Chinaski's ribs.
Jones lands a jab to Chinaski's midsection.
Jones digs a good body shot into Chinaski's ribs.
Jones gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Chinaski counters with a nice leg kick.
Jones throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jones lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Chinaski has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Chinaski and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Chinaski tests Jones's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Jones gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Chinaski counters with a series of strikes. Jones will be more careful next time no doubt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Chinaski swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones misses with a body shot.
Jones lands a nice looking body shot.
Chinaski misses with a lunging right hand
and Jones counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Chinaski thinking.
Chinaski tries to clinch up but Jones circles away and keeps his distance.
Jones scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jones lands with an uppercut that bounces Chinaski off the cage and back into range.
Jones scores with a nice strike.
Jones scores with a shot to the body.
Jones shoots in for a takedown but Chinaski shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones sizes up Chinaski with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Jones scores with a jab to the head.
Chinaski gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Jones.
Jones has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jones digs a good body shot into Chinaski's ribs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chinaski walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Henry Chinaski has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jones connects with a body shot that sends Chinaski's belly button to the back.
A combination from Jones does no damage.
Jones connects with a crisp jab.
Jones avoids a punch combination nicely.
Chinaski misses with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Jones looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Jones thows a huge punch but Chinaski dodges it nicely.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Jones lands a nice short elbow.
Doctor Jones has got the better of the ground game so far.
Chinaski is refusing to be controlled, as Jones sits in half guard.
Jones trying to advance position but Chinaski counters by regaining guard.
Chinaski looking for a sweep. Not yet Chinaski, not yet.
Jones postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones pushes down on Chinaski's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Jones throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Jones missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Chinaski avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Jones.
Jones thows a huge punch but Chinaski dodges it nicely.
Jones is keen to just control but Chinaski is a slippery customer.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jones throwing shots but Chinaski is blocking nicely.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jones looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Chinaski with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Chinaski is not content to let Jones control the position.
Chinaski wants to improve his position but Jones is controlling well.

And that's the end of the fight!
Doctor Jones comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jones has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 45:50
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 45:50
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Doctor Jones!
Doctor Jones is the new welterweight champion!
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