PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Miggery Sow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Suffer Thyme (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sow's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, AC/DC - Its A Long Way To The Top If Ya Wanna Rock And Roll. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Suffer Thyme was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Sow
vs
Thyme

180 cm
24
172 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

180 cm
29
170 lbs
13 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Good low kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Miggery Sow!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Suffer Thyme!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Donald Grub and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sow lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
An inside leg kick from Thyme misses.
Sow has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Thyme finds it's way round the side to connect with Sow's head.
Sow lands a slapping body shot.

Oooh a lovely combination from Sow sends Thyme down but not out. Sow dives into side control looking to finish.

It looks like Suffer Thyme has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sow looks up at the clock and then as Thyme takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Sow smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!

Thyme is rocked!
Sow sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Thyme is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
An elbow from Sow crashes against the mat.
Sow looks up at the clock and then as Thyme takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Sow smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Sow trying to control the position but Thyme is working away.
Thyme managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Sow.
Sow in side control, throwing shots but Thyme defends.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sow throwing strikes but Thyme manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
Thyme working away.

Thyme decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Sow staying out of range there.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Nice defenses there by Sow.
Sow with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

Sow throws a left that rocks Thyme and follows with a right that sends him tumbling to the canvas! Sow dives into side control, looking to finish! Can Thyme regain composure!
Thyme is still in real trouble! Can Sow finish him?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sow lands a huge shot from side control! Thyme is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Miggery Sow!
Miggery Sow retains his welterweight title!
After winning the bout, Miggery Sow thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.