PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Syezd Kepe Eses (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joey Knish (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Knish comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Big Ten Inch by Areosmith kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Kepe Eses
vs
Knish

213 cm
26
285 lbs
12 - 5 - 1

200 cm
23
260 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Syezd Kepe Eses!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Joey Knish!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Wesley Smith and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Knish takes one on the button.
Knish throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A solid body kick from Knish.
Knish bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Kepe Eses's head backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Knish darts in and clinches Kepe Eses up against the cage.
Knish missing with knees to the body.
Knish working Kepe Eses over with knees to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Knish.
Kepe Eses is breathing heavily.
The referee is keeping an eye on Knish - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Knish gets through Kepe Eses's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Knish lands a body punch in the clinch.
Knish gets through Kepe Eses's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Knish tries to land knees in the clinch but Kepe Eses avoids the damage to the body.
Kepe Eses being controlled against the cage.
Knish lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Syezd Kepe Eses has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Knish will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Kepe Eses up against the cage.
Kepe Eses tries to throw a body punch but Knish avoids it by throwing Kepe Eses back against the cage.
Kepe Eses misses with a body punch.
A body shot lands from Kepe Eses.
Kepe Eses lands with a short shot to the head.
Knish tries to stall but Kepe Eses uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Knish blocking some punches.
Knish is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kepe Eses is defending well for now.
Kepe Eses tries to throw a body punch but Knish avoids it by throwing Kepe Eses back against the cage.
Knish stalling in the clinch.
Knish lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kepe Eses backwards.
Knish leaning against his opponent.
Kepe Eses tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Knish scores with a hook to the body.
Knish lands an elbow just above Kepe Eses 's eye.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Knish comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Knish stalling.
Knish comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Knish lands with a light punch inside.
Knish is looking to control Kepe Eses's arms but Kepe Eses gets an underhook and turns him. Now Knish has his back to the cage.
Kepe Eses takes a shot to the head.
Knish throws an elbow but it misses.
Knish lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Kepe Eses fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kepe Eses can't break the clinch.
Kepe Eses is trying to break the clinch but Knish is controlling him.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Knish.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kepe Eses.
Knish stalling in the clinch.
Kepe Eses misses with a short punch on the inside.
Knish leaning against his opponent.
Kepe Eses wants to get back to striking at distance but Knish won't allow it.
Kepe Eses struggles to land a body shot inside as Knish controls his hands.
Knish gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Knish has Kepe Eses pushed against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knish throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Kepe Eses looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Knish blocking some punches.
Kepe Eses misses with a punch on the inside.
Kepe Eses lands a body punch in the clinch.
Knish stalling.
Knish is looking to control Kepe Eses's arms but Kepe Eses gets an underhook and turns him. Now Knish has his back to the cage.
Kepe Eses fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kepe Eses misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kepe Eses misses with a hook from the clinch.

Kepe Eses breaks the clinch.
Knish turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Knish throws a low kick but Kepe Eses moves out of range easily.
Knish fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Kepe Eses checks it well.
Knish moves out of range of the body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Knish lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kepe Eses's sensitive parts.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kepe Eses has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Knish finds it's way round the side to connect with Kepe Eses's head.

Syezd Kepe Eses's cut is getting worse.
Kepe Eses staying out of range there.
Kepe Eses misses with a combination
and Knish counters with a leg kick.
Knish throws an overhand right that has Kepe Eses reeling! Knish follows up with more punches and Kepe Eses is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Joey Knish!