PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Glen Quagmire (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Terry Uzi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Quagmire might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Die MotherFucker Die. Uzi is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: ......................................... Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Quagmire
vs
Uzi

185 cm
25
215 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

188 cm
25
218 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Glen Quagmire!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Terry Uzi!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Anni Minnemäki and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uzi wants to clinch up but Quagmire keeps it at a distance.
A big left from Quagmire misses.
Quagmire just misses with a punch to the body.
Quagmire punishes Uzi's body with a nice straight punch.
Quagmire throws a poor cross that misses
letting Uzi counter with a right hand.

It looks like Glen Quagmire has been cut.
Quagmire swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Quagmire misses with an uppercut
enabling Uzi to counter with a crisp jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Uzi moves out of range of the strikes.
Quagmire swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Uzi moves in looking to clinch but Quagmire pushes him off.
Quagmire just misses with a punch to the body.
Uzi shoots for a takedown but Quagmire saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
No luck for Uzi with that takedown attempt.
Uzi avoids the body shot from Quagmire.
A shot to the liver by Quagmire. Beautiful body shot.
Quagmire lands with an uppercut that bounces Uzi off the cage and back into range.

It looks like Terry Uzi has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quagmire fails to land with a series of punches.
Quagmire throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Uzi tries to clinch up.
Quagmire throws a jab when Uzi was well out of range.
Uzi tries to clinch but Quagmire is having none of it.
Uzi misses with an attempted mid kick.
Uzi tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Quagmire manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Uzi tries to clinch there but Quagmire circles away.
Quagmire scores with a jab to the body.
Quagmire throws a shot to the body.
Uzi looks gassed!
Uzi tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Quagmire ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Uzi moves away.
Uzi lands a jab.
Quagmire fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Quagmire lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Uzi circles away quickly and effectively.
Uzi avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Quagmire misses with a jab, cross combination.
Quagmire thows a body shot but no joy.

Oooooh!!! Quagmire has knocked Uzi down with a huge combo! Quagmire steps away and waves a wobbly Uzi back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Glen Quagmire is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Quagmire pounces like a tiger and cracks Uzi with a vicious hook! Uzi is down but not out! Quagmire follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Glen Quagmire!