PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Maraco Draco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carter The Farter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Draco
vs
The Farter

194 cm
25
142 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

180 cm
23
138 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Very quick

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Maraco Draco!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Carter The Farter!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Tarja Halkonen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Draco throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Carter The Farter seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick misses from The Farter.
Draco uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Farter.
Draco really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Draco keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Draco tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Farter was well out of range. Poor timing from Draco.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as The Farter checks a leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Draco.
The Farter throws a jab when Draco was well out of range.
Draco throws a leg kick that misses.
The Farter throws a leg kick that misses.
Draco throws a leg kick that misses.

Draco drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
The Farter is looking to reverse the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Farter is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Draco's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.

Draco wants to work for an arm triangle but The Farter is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Draco is nestled in close to The Farter, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Draco scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
The Farter gets full guard.
Draco keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of The Farter's head.
The Farter looking for a sweep. Not yet The Farter, not yet.
Draco has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Draco is working The Farter over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Draco lands a couple of elbows.

The Farter looking for a guillotine here but Draco defends easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Draco postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
The Farter is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
The Farter working a defensive guard here.
Draco knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for The Farter on the ground.

The Farter looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Draco thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Draco with a nice head shot there.
The Farter tries to land a sweep but no joy.

The Farter has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Draco doesn't defend quickly enough and The Farter has managed to lock this one up! Can Draco escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to The Farter on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Carter The Farter!