PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stann Stone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stone comes to the cage accompanied by BLUNT- . These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Stone
vs
Fuck Tito

190 cm
25
222 lbs
13 - 9 - 0

190 cm
29
214 lbs
14 - 4 - 1

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Stann Stone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Fuck Tito!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Donatello Bradman and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuck Tito connects with a right hand. Stone shakes it off.
Fuck Tito thuds his right hand into Stone's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Stone throws a sloppy head kick and Fuck Tito moves out of range easily.
Fuck Tito misses with a double jab
and Stone makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Stone moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Stone displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fuck Tito throws out the jab.
Stone keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Fuck Tito blocks a low kick nicely.
Fuck Tito connects with a body shot that sends Stone's belly button to the back.
Fuck Tito misses the shot to the body.
Stone misses with a leg kick
and Fuck Tito counters with a one-two to the body.
Fuck Tito shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Good shot there by Fuck Tito.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stone throws a head kick that misses.
Fuck Tito thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fuck Tito avoids the head kick by Stone.
Fuck Tito lands a head kick!
Fuck Tito throws a nice inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito tries to work over Stone's front leg with a kick but Stone checks it.
Fuck Tito misses with a straight left.
Stone throws a looping overhand right but Fuck Tito ducks down to avoid it.
Stone uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito throws a leg kick that misses.
Fuck Tito wants to slow Stone down by chopping away at his legs.
Fuck Tito slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Stone looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Stone tries to clinch up.
Stone shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Fuck Tito sizes up Stone with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Fuck Tito avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Stone blocks a low kick nicely.
Fuck Tito goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Fuck Tito misses with an uppercut. Stone saw that one coming.
Fuck Tito looks to land a right hand but Stone moved out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stone throws a half hearted mid kick.
Stone throws a solid leg kick but Fuck Tito takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Stone.

Stone drives through and clinches with Fuck Tito against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stone with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Fuck Tito is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Fuck Tito dodges an elbow strike from Stone.
Fuck Tito lands a right hand that snaps the head of Stone backwards.
Fuck Tito lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Stone or not.
Fuck Tito scores with a hook to the body.
Stone is breathing heavily.
Fuck Tito avoiding damage as Stone throws knees to the body.
Fuck Tito lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Stone or not.
Fuck Tito lands a nice shot to the body.
Stone tries to land knees in the clinch but Fuck Tito avoids the damage to the body.
Stone throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Fuck Tito tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Stone's elbow.
Fuck Tito misses with a punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Stone looks to throw an elbow but misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stone.
Fuck Tito tries to work over Stone's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fuck Tito.
Stone prevents a body shot from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito throws an elbow that misses.
Fuck Tito can't find room to land a body shot as Stone controls the action.
Stone throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Fuck Tito blocks it with crossed arms.
Fuck Tito misses with an elbow over the top.
Fuck Tito lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fuck Tito lands with a short shot to the head.
Fuck Tito has a couple of punches blocked by Stone.
Stone blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stone pushes off an throws an elbow but Fuck Tito leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Fuck Tito tries to throw a body punch but Stone avoids it by throwing Fuck Tito back against the cage.
Stone tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Stone lands with a short shot to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Fuck Tito misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fuck Tito makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Stone just misses with a elbow thrown towards Fuck Tito's brow.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fuck Tito misses with some punches.
Stone is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Stone fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stone misses with an elbow strike.
A head punch on the inside from Fuck Tito fails to land.
Fuck Tito tries to stall but Stone uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Fuck Tito working aggressively here.
Fuck Tito misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fuck Tito lands a left hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Stone lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Chuck Fuck Tito has been cut.
Fuck Tito can't find room to land a body shot as Stone controls the action.
Fuck Tito swings wildly with an uppercut but Stone uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stone lands a damaging elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Fuck Tito dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Chuck Fuck Tito's cut.
That's time! Stone's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A good leg kick by Stone.
Fuck Tito is looking to score with low kicks.
Chuck Fuck Tito seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A slapping body kick lands there for Stone.
Chuck Fuck Tito seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fuck Tito throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fuck Tito lands with a good body shot.
Stone throws a sloppy head kick and Fuck Tito moves out of range easily.
Fuck Tito falls off balance throwing a combination
and Stone counters with a nice body kick.
Stone wants to clinch up but Fuck Tito keeps it at a distance.
Fuck Tito jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Stone attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Stone misses with a leg kick.
Some wild striking there from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Stone takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Fuck Tito throws a chopping leg kick but Stone manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Stone throws a leg kick which misses Fuck Tito's front leg but catches the back leg as Fuck Tito tries to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Stone checks a leg kick.
Stone looks to land a left hand but Fuck Tito moved out of range nicely.
Fuck Tito on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Stone. Stone obviously looking to wear him down.
Fuck Tito lands with a nice body punch.
Fuck Tito misses with an uppercut. Stone saw that one coming.
Fuck Tito swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Stone.
Fuck Tito thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fuck Tito throws a nice inside leg kick.
Fuck Tito scores with a crisp jab that stopped Stone in his tracks.
Stone steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fuck Tito.
Stone checks a low kick from Fuck Tito.
Stone tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fuck Tito swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Stone takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Fuck Tito swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A nice combination there by Fuck Tito.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fuck Tito connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Stone's hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stone avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Stone takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Fuck Tito throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.

Stone gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
With the fighters up against the cage, Stone throws an elbow but misses.
Fuck Tito putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Stone in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fuck Tito drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Stone is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Fuck Tito throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Stone drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stone.
Stone creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Fuck Tito's defenses.
Fuck Tito fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito lands a body punch in the clinch.
Fuck Tito lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Chuck Fuck Tito seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Stone scores with a nice hook to the head.
Stone lands a nice elbow.
Fuck Tito gets through Stone's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Stone gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito lands a right hand that snaps the head of Stone backwards.
Fuck Tito missing with knees to the body.
Fuck Tito misses with the head strike.
Fuck Tito misses with the head strike.
Stone misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fuck Tito fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Fuck Tito scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito working aggressively here.
Fuck Tito misses with some punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Fuck Tito turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Stone is looking to regain half guard here but Fuck Tito keeps moving and retains side control.
Stone is working hard here to advance position.
Stone on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Fuck Tito staying calm.
Fuck Tito is looking to take a break and control but Stone is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Stone is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Fuck Tito showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Chuck Fuck Tito's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Stone checks a leg kick nicely.
Fuck Tito shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Fuck Tito will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Fuck Tito throws a low kick but Stone avoids it.
Stone ducks under a wild hook from Fuck Tito.
Chuck Fuck Tito is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fuck Tito chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Fuck Tito jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fuck Tito throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Stone sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Stone fails with an attempt to clinch.
Stone throws a sloppy head kick and Fuck Tito moves out of range easily.
Fuck Tito fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Stone looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Stone tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Stone takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fuck Tito tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fuck Tito throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Stone avoids a punch combination nicely.
A left lands for Fuck Tito.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito ducks under a wild hook from Stone.
Stone closes the distance and clinches up with Fuck Tito, looking for a takedown. Stone pushes Fuck Tito against the cage but Fuck Tito circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Chuck Fuck Tito is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Stone checks a leg kick nicely.
Fuck Tito stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Stone.
Fuck Tito waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Stone.
Fuck Tito thuds his right hand into Stone's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Fuck Tito lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Stone circles away quickly and effectively.
Fuck Tito closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Fuck Tito throws the left hand but Stone avoids the punch easily.
Stone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fuck Tito swats away the attempt to clinch by Stone.
Stone dives in and grabs Fuck Tito's left leg, looking for a takedown. Fuck Tito pushes down on Stone's head and hops out.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fuck Tito avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Fuck Tito circles away from the clinch attempt.
Stann Stone has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito throws a right and a left that both miss.
Stone shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Fuck Tito defends it nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Stann Stone. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Stone fails with an attempt to clinch.
A bone on bone clash there as Stone blocks the leg kick.
Stone misses with a kick to the body.
Fuck Tito pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Good standup being displayed there by Fuck Tito as he connects with a hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fuck Tito misses with a head kick.
Stone has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fuck Tito.
Stone lands a leg kick that knocks Fuck Tito off balance momentarily.
Fuck Tito throws a hook to the side of Stone's head but Stone sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Stone with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Stone stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stone takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Nice body punch from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Stone throws a head kick that misses.
Stone looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Stone takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Stone throws a solid leg kick but Fuck Tito takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Stone.
Nice uppercut there from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito lands with an uppercut that bounces Stone off the cage and back into range.
Fuck Tito cracks the inside of Stone's front leg.
Fuck Tito connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Fuck Tito lands with a right hand.
A combination from Fuck Tito does no damage.
Fuck Tito displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Stone.
Fuck Tito feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Stone's calf.
Stone dodges the punch combination from Fuck Tito.
Chuck Fuck Tito is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stone tries to clinch but Fuck Tito moves out of range.
Fuck Tito closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Fuck Tito lands with an uppercut that bounces Stone off the cage and back into range.
Fuck Tito scores with a jab to the head.
Fuck Tito tries to score with a low kick but Stone moves his leg out of the way.
Stone tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Stone throws the left hand but Fuck Tito avoids the punch easily.
Stone misses with a head kick.
Fuck Tito throws a right and a left that both miss.
Stone misses with a low kick.
Stone on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Stone takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fuck Tito scores with a nice right hand.
Fuck Tito scores with a sloppy right hand. Stone should have avoided that one.
Fuck Tito takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

And that's the end of the fight!
Chuck Fuck Tito comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Fuck Tito has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 27:30
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 27:30
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chuck Fuck Tito!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Chuck Fuck Tito made sure he mentioned Milwaukee's Best 159's - $45, along with how happy he was to win his fight.