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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Keith Lamon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Eric Cartman has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Keith Lamon!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Damien Edna and Steve Erwin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lamon throws a series of punches but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Lamon pinned against the cage. Lamon gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Lamon throws a nice looking combination but Cartman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Lamon tries to bum rush Cartman with a series of wild strikes but Cartman uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Cartman fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Lamon displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Cartman.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eric Cartman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lamon rushes Cartman and presses him up against the cage.
Cartman tries to score a body lock takedown but Lamon shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Cartman really is a fat lump.
Lamon fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Cartman decides to pull guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Lamon is looking to stand up but Cartman won't let him.
Lamon stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Cartman swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman has a closed guard, preventing Lamon from standing up.
Lamon slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Lamon wants to get up but he can't break Cartman's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Cartman tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lamon throws an elbow that misses. Cartman uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Lamon's guard. Nice move by Cartman!
Cartman slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lamon keeping moving, preventing Cartman from controlling successfully.
We're going to have a standup here because Eric Cartman wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Lamon wants to land a leg kick but Cartman is out of range.
Keith Lamon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lamon looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Cartman is fending him off so far but Lamon persists. Nope, Cartman circles away and we're back to standing.
Lamon tries to clinch but Cartman is having none of it.
Lamon fails with the takedown.
Lamon looking to land some kicks to the body here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
No luck for Cartman with that takedown attempt.
Lamon pivots, looking for a leg kick but Cartman is out of range and Lamon settles back down.
Cartman misses with a body kick.
Cartman throws a half hearted mid kick.
Cartman staying out of range there.
Cartman misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Cartman is breathing heavily.
Lamon tries to clinch up but Cartman circles away and keeps his distance.
Lamon shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Cartman as he jumps to the side.
No luck for Cartman with that takedown attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Lamon misses.
Cartman fails with a takedown attempt.
Lamon throws a series of punches but Cartman avoids them all with ease.
Lamon tries to clinch but Cartman moves out of range.
Lamon avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lamon lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lamon jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lamon closes the distance and clinches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman has Lamon pressed against the cage, preventing Lamon from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Keith Lamon dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Lamon is looking to clinch but Cartman is avoiding it.
Lamon moves in looking to clinch but Cartman pushes him off.
Cartman is looking to clinch but Lamon is avoiding it.
Lamon looks to land a body kick but Cartman moved away.
Lamon throws a leg kick but Cartman moved away.
Cartman rushes Lamon and presses him up against the cage.
Cartman prevents a takedown attempt there.
Lamon wants a takedown.
Cartman drags the fight down to the ground.
Cartman looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Lamon in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Lamon wants to stand but Cartman is controlling his posture from full guard.
Lamon must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lamon throwing strikes but missing.
Cartman is trying to control the position but Lamon postures up.
Cartman thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Lamon trying to control but Cartman is working from the bottom.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Lamon postures up in Cartman's guard and throws a big left but Cartman blocks it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman controls Lamon momentarily but Lamon frees himself.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Lamon blocks the body kick.
Lamon fails with an attempt to clinch.
Cartman fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Lamon is out of range.
Lamon tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Cartman counters by clinching up.
The referee calls for Cartman to work.
Cartman breaks from the clinch.
Cartman drives through and clinches with Lamon against the cage.
Lamon tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Cartman just stands there and leans against the cage.
Eric Cartman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Keith Lamon.
Cartman changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Lamon fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lamon tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cartman shoots in looking for a takedown. Lamon tries to sprawl out of it but Cartman keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Lamon manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Lamon tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Cartman counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Lamon has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A frustrated look appears on Lamon's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Lamon keeps control of Cartman as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Cartman breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Cartman fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab, jab by Lamon - just one landing.
A decent looking cross lands there for Lamon.
Lamon fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Lamon as he jumps to the side.
Lamon throws a right and a left that Cartman avoids nicely.
Lamon pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Cartman back to the cage. Lamon follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Cartman takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lamon shoots in and drives through. Cartman sprawls well.
Lamon closes the distance and pushes Cartman back into the cage.
Lamon has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Cartman avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Keith Lamon showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Lamon wants to clinch but Cartman slips to the side
and Cartman counters with a two punch combo.
Cartman tries to clinch there but Lamon circles away.
Lamon misses with a few strikes there.
Lamon is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Left hook, right uppercut from Lamon.
Lamon darts in and clinches Cartman up against the cage.
Lamon prevents a takedown attempt there.
Lamon breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cartman circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cartman darts in trying to clinch
and Lamon counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Lamon takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lamon swats him away and circles back towards the center.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lamon shoots for a takedown but Cartman saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Cartman slaps away a takedown attempt from Lamon, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Lamon stuffs the takedown.
Eric Cartman is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Lamon throws a left and a right that both miss
and Cartman counters by moving into the clinch.
Cartman blocks an uppercut.
Cartman breaks the clinch.
Cartman looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eric Cartman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lamon swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cartman misses with an attempted mid kick.
Lamon wants to clinch up but Cartman keeps it at a distance.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch but Lamon swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cartman looks to land a combination but Lamon avoids it well.
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Lamon pushes him off.
Lamon misses with a wild combination.
Lamon closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Lamon lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Lamon checks the leg kick.
Lamon looks to land a combination but Cartman avoids it well.
Lamon misses with a few strikes there.
Lamon tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Lamon avoids it really well and circles away.
Lamon misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cartman misses with a head kick.
Lamon fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Cartman looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Lamon is fending him off so far but Cartman persists. Nope, Lamon circles away and we're back to standing.
Lamon tries a head kick but it misses.
Lamon checks a low kick from Cartman.
A combination from Lamon does no damage.
Cartman throws a push kick but Lamon slaps the foot to one side.
Lamon throws a series of punches but Cartman moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Lamon.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Lamon as he avoids it easily.
Cartman gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Lamon is trying to stall.
Lamon gets underhooks to prevent Cartman's takedown attempt.
Lamon breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cartman checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Cartman throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Eric Cartman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Keith Lamon is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Lamon scores with a one two! Cartman had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Keith Lamon.
I've got Lamon winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 27:30
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Keith Lamon!
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