PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Tank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Douglas Quaid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tank's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Destiny. On his way into the cage it seems that Frank Tank has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Frank Tank seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Tank
vs
Quaid

225 cm
25
300 lbs
11 - 1 - 0

188 cm
25
265 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

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Revolution Fatigues
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Frank Tank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Douglas Quaid!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Quaid on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Tank. Tank obviously looking to wear him down.
Quaid scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

It looks like Frank Tank has been cut.
Quaid avoids the head kick by Tank.
Tank misses with a wild combination.
Quaid looks to score with a jab to the body but Tank is just out of range.
Tank misses with a low kick.
Tank looks to land a body kick but Quaid moved away.
Quaid misses with a hook to the body
and Tank counters with a left to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Quaid closes the distance and clinches.
Quaid working aggressively here.
Tank takes an elbow to the temple.
A bit of stalling here from Quaid.
Quaid misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tank avoiding damage as Quaid throws knees to the body.
Tank struggles to land a body shot inside as Quaid controls his hands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee is keeping an eye on Quaid - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Tank lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Quaid tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Tank lands a left hand.
Quaid throws a knee to the head but misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Quaid just misses with a elbow thrown towards Tank's brow.
Quaid swings wildly with an uppercut but Tank uses good head movement to avoid it.
Quaid struggles to land a body shot inside as Tank controls his hands.
Tank blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quaid misses with the head strike.
Tank is looking to control Quaid's arms but Quaid gets an underhook and turns him. Now Tank has his back to the cage.
Quaid missing with knees to the body.
Quaid digs a right hand into Tank's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Tank's gas tank.
Quaid misses with a punch to the body.
Quaid misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tank misses with some punches.
Quaid misses with a hook to the ribs.
Quaid misses with some punches.
Tank being controlled against the cage.
Quaid is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Tank is defending well for now.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Tank.
Quaid lands with a left to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Quaid misses with a knee strike.
Quaid misses with a hook from the clinch.
Quaid stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Quaid creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Quaid just leaning against Tank, taking a breather.
Tank wants to break the clinch but can't.
Tank looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Quaid stalling.
Tank prevents a body shot from Quaid.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Quaid is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Quaid tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Quaid lands an elbow inside.
Tank prevents a body shot from Quaid.
Tank throws a head punch that misses.
Quaid goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Tank misses with a body punch.
Quaid tries a knee to the head but Tank blocks it.
Quaid misses with a short punch on the inside.
Quaid stalling in the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tank's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Tank has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Douglas Quaid dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Frank Tank's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Quaid misses with an uppercut. Tank saw that one coming.
Tank throws a head kick that misses.
That kick from Tank tenderised Quaid's leg. Quaid is trying to keep his angry face on.
Tank tried to score with a low kick but Quaid checks it.
Tank fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Quaid on the side of the head.
Quaid shoots in for a takedown but Tank shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

Tank moves into the clinch.

Tank's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Quaid blocks a low kick nicely.
Quaid takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Quaid dives in and grabs Tank's left leg, looking for a takedown. Tank pushes down on Quaid's head and hops out.
A slow jab from Quaid misses its intended target.
A slapping body kick lands there for Tank.
Quaid is breathing heavily.
Quaid throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quaid checks a leg kick nicely.
Quaid just misses with a punch to the body.
Tank avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Tank lands with a thumping leg kick.
Tank throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

Tank pushes Quaid up against the cage in a clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Tank.
Tank scores with a hook to the body.
Tank lands a body shot in the clinch.
Tank goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Quaid misses with the head strike.
Tank can't find room to land a body shot as Quaid controls the action.
A right handed body shot lands from Quaid.
Quaid trying to stall but Tank improves his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quaid's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Tank lands with a short head shot on the inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Quaid swings wildly with an uppercut but Tank uses good head movement to avoid it.
Quaid lands a right hand.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Tank misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch on the inside from Quaid fails to land.
Quaid tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Quaid prevents a body shot from Tank.
Quaid looking to throw knees to the head but Tank is blocking nicely.
Quaid is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Tank is keeping busy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Tank.
Quaid doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Quaid lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Tank lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Tank - that landed with a thud.
Quaid misses with a short punch on the inside.
Quaid misses with a body punch.
Quaid taking a breather.
Quaid is pushing Tank up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Tank blocking some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Quaid swings wildly with an uppercut but Tank uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tank struggles to land a body shot inside as Quaid controls his hands.
Tank struggles to land a body shot inside as Quaid controls his hands.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Quaid works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Tank prevents a body shot from Quaid.
Quaid throws a punch but it's blocked by Tank.
Quaid is pushing Tank up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Tank misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Quaid taking a breather.
A left hand lands to the body for Tank.
Quaid looking to throw knees to the head but Tank is blocking nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Frank Tank dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Frank Tank's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Tank is looking to chop away at Quaid's legs.
Quaid looks to score with a jab to the body but Tank is just out of range.
Tank lands a glancing blow to the side of Quaid's head.
Quaid misses with a body punch

and Tank counters with a head kick that drops Quaid to the mat! Quaid scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Quaid tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Quaid fails with a takedown attempt.
Quaid blocks a leg kick.
Jab by Quaid.
Nice body punch from Quaid.
Frank Tank is winning the standup battle so far.
Quaid lands a jab to the nose.
A punch lands to the side of Tank 's head but he takes it in his stride.

Frank Tank's cut is getting worse.
Tank scores with a push kick.
Quaid takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Quaid. Tank does a little dance to reset his feet.

Quaid changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Tank looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Quaid lands an elbow.
Quaid fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Tank is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Quaid is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tank can't escape the position.
Quaid throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Tank holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Quaid tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Quaid postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Tank looks a forlorn figure.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Quaid lands a big elbow.

Frank Tank's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Frank Tank's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Douglas Quaid!
Douglas Quaid made sure to mention his sponsor, Revolution Fatigues in his post fight interview.