PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Pauly Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Josie Wales (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boy comes to the cage accompanied by Italian Stallion!. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Boy
vs
Wales

181 cm
24
175 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

175 cm
23
179 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Pauly Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Josie Wales!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Donald Grub and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A combination from Boy does no damage.
Wales misses with a takedown attempt - Boy sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Josie Wales seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boy misses with a jab, cross combination.
Boy looks to land a combination but Wales avoids it well.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Wales is defended easily by Boy.
Boy moves out of range as Wales strikes.
Nice straight punches there by Boy. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Boy.
Wales tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Boy swivels and escapes.
Pauly Boy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Josie Wales.
Boy throws a right hand that Wales ducks under and follows up with a left that Wales also avoids with ease.
Boy throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Wales fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Wales shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Boy but Boy pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Wales looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Boy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wales throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Boy's waist but Boy gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Wales off to one side.
Boy lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Boy.
Wales tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Boy swivels and escapes.
Wales looks gassed!
Boy clobbers Wales with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Boy works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Boy stalks Wales and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Wales's face. Wales staggers backwards, shaken.
Boy throws a series of punches but Wales avoids them all with ease.
Boy misses with a jab, cross combination.
Wales throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Boy's waist but Boy gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Wales off to one side.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Boy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Wales.
Wales misses with a takedown
and Boy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Boy looks to land a combination but Wales avoids it well.
Boy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Wales stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Some wild striking there from Boy.
Boy lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wales tries for a takedown but Boy circles away easily
letting Boy counter with a right hand.
Good standup being displayed there by Boy as he connects with a hook.
Boy throws a right hand that Wales ducks under and follows up with a left that Wales also avoids with ease.
Boy fails to land with a series of punches.
Wales takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Boy looks to land a combination. Wales sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Wales throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Boy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wales is trying desperately to land a takedown but Boy is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Wales.
Boy fails to land with a series of punches.
Wales tries for a takedown but Boy sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Boy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Boy wants it to stay on the feet.
Wales shoots in for a double leg but Boy sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Boy throws a nice looking combination but Wales bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Nice straight punches there by Boy. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Boy.
Wales misses with a takedown
and Boy counters with a stiff right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boy lands a two punch combo.
Boy fails to land with a series of punches.
Wales has a takedown stuffed.
A punch combination from Boy misses.
Wales on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Wales is defended easily by Boy.
Boy looks to land a combination but Wales avoids it well.
A punch combination from Boy misses.
Boy swinging wildly here.
Wales gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Boy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wales closes this distance looking for a takedown but Boy circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boy closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Boy works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wales doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Boy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Boy lands a nice looking body shot.
Boy is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Boy lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Boy moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Boy lands a two punch combo.
Wales tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Boy swivels and escapes.
Boy connects with the punch.
Boy lands a body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Boy throws a right hand that Wales ducks under and follows up with a left that Wales also avoids with ease.
Wales misses with a takedown attempt - Boy sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Left hook, right uppercut from Boy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pauly Boy dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Boy scores with a nice head shot.
Wales with a lazy takedown attempt
and Boy counters with a straight right hand.
Wales shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Boy counters with a nice uppercut.
Boy dips to his left and cracks Wales with an uppercut!
Boy lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Boy scores with a hook to the body. Wales takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Boy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Boy misses with a wild combination.
Wales shoots for a takedown but Boy saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Pauly Boy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Josie Wales.
Boy scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wales fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Wales is breathing heavily.
Boy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Boy misses with a double jab.
Wales misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boy scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Wales.
Boy scores with a one two! Wales had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Boy's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Boy duly obliges.
Pauly Boy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Boy shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Wales eats them both and turns towards Boy to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Wales moves forwards but Boy connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Boy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wales can do to turn this around?
Wales is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Boy.

Wales is rocked!
Boy lands a nice shot that snaps Wales's head back.
Wales is still on wobbly legs! Can Boy finish him?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Boy moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Horrible takedown by Wales or perhaps it was just good defense by Boy which made him look bad.
Boy looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Boy misses with the combination.
Wales seems to have recovered his senses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boy throws a nice looking combination but Wales bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Wales.
Boy scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Pauly Boy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Boy works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Wales misses with a takedown
and Boy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Boy is working the combinations to good effect here.
Nice uppercut lands for Boy. That snapped Wales's head back.
Boy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Wales throws a hook but Boy blocks it.
Wales changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Boy tries to avoid it but Wales manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Boy to the ground. Boy escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Wales on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Left hook, right uppercut from Boy.
A nice combination there by Boy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wales on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Boy moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Boy cracks Wales with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Boy throws a nice looking combination but Wales bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Wales needs to keep his hands up - Boy had a free shot at his head there.
Boy moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Wales fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Boy avoids it really well and circles away.
Boy fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

Wales shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Boy working to try and regain half guard.
Boy regains half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wales is nestled in close to Boy, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Wales throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Boy avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Wales.
Wales landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Boy moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Wales postures up in Boy's guard and throws a big left but Boy blocks it.
Wales must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Boy preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Wales in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pauly Boy dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Boy's corner calls for a 1-2. Boy obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Wales shoots for a double leg takedown but Boy sprawls well. He's pushed Wales's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Wales shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Boy pinned against the cage. Boy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Boy misses with a wild combination.
Boy looks to land a combination. Wales sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Wales feints a jab promting Boy to slip. Wales then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Boy slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

It looks like Pauly Boy has been cut.
Wales fails with a takedown attempt.
Pauly Boy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Josie Wales.
Boy scores with a punch to the head.
Wales fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Wales takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Wales misses with a takedown
and Boy counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Boy.
Wales is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Boy.
Some wild striking there from Boy.
Wales tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Boy swivels and escapes.
Boy jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Boy fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Boy lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Wales looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Boy is fending him off so far but Wales persists. Nope, Boy circles away and we're back to standing.
Boy misses with a wild combination.
Boy moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Boy throws a one two combo.
Wales has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Boy throws a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wales tries to move into range but Boy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Boy lands with a shot to the body.
Boy misses the shot to the body.
Horrible takedown by Wales or perhaps it was just good defense by Boy which made him look bad.
Wales tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Wales has his takedown stuffed
and Boy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Boy misses with the combination.
Boy moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Danga de danga de dang - Boy scores with a four punch combination!
Boy scores with a nice right hand.
Wales shoots for a takedown but Boy saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Wales 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Boy lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Horrible takedown by Wales or perhaps it was just good defense by Boy which made him look bad.
Boy throws a one two combo.
Boy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Boy stuffs the takedown attempt from Wales. Wales gets slowly back to his feet.
Boy swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Wales.
Wales walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Boy misses with a series of wild punches.
Wales takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A combination from Boy does no damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wales fails to land the takedown.

Wales shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Boy makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Boy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wales cracks Boy with a solid left hand.
Wales throwing strikes from guard but Boy blocks nicely.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Wales throwing strikes from guard but Boy blocks nicely.
Josie Wales has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Wales working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Boy's head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pauly Boy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Boy, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pauly Boy!
Pauly Boy made sure to mention his sponsor, BLKOUT Clothing in his post fight interview.