PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between M C Hammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and David Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hammer comes to the cage accompanied by M.C. Hammer: U Cant Touch This. Norris has chosen Natural Born Killaz-Dr. Dre as his entrance music. David Norris has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with M C Hammer's chin.

C Hammer
vs
Norris

181 cm
30
174 lbs
18 - 5 - 0

177 cm
32
169 lbs
20 - 5 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Dangerous GnP
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, M C Hammer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, David Norris!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hammer misses with a double jab.
Norris checks the leg kick nicely there.
Norris pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A head kick misses from Hammer.
Norris lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
A combination from Norris does no damage.
Hammer will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Hammer ducks right into an uppercut from Norris.

Norris has taken the fight to the clinch.
Hammer lands an uppercut.
Norris doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Norris cracks Hammer with a nice body shot.
Hammer lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hammer lands with a light punch inside.
Hammer tries to work over Norris's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

Hammer manages to break the clinch.
Hammer misses the shot to the body.
Norris throws a leg kick but Hammer checks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Hammer fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Norris, pushing him back against the cage.
Hammer blocks an uppercut.
Norris misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hammer tries to work over Norris's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hammer misses with the head strike.
Hammer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hammer wants to break the clinch but can't.
Norris misses with the head strike.
Norris lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Norris misses with some punches.
Norris struggles to land a body shot inside as Hammer controls his hands.
Norris tries a body shot but Hammer blocks it.
Hammer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hammer can't find room to land a body shot as Norris controls the action.
Norris misses with a punch to the body.
Good body shot from Hammer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Norris blocks a body shot from Hammer.
Hammer misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hammer.
Hammer lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Norris or not.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Norris prevents a body shot from Hammer.
Hammer lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Norris or not.
Hammer scores with a shot to the side of Norris's head.
Hammer lands a hook that snaps the head of Norris backwards.
Norris misses with a punch to the body.
Hammer tries to work over Norris's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hammer misses with the head strike.
Hammer lands a left hand.
Norris can't find room to land a body shot as Hammer controls the action.
Norris tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hammer.
Hammer misses with a punch to the body.
Norris tries to work over Hammer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammer lands a right hand.
Hammer scores with a nice hook to the head.
Norris tries a body shot but Hammer blocks it.
Hammer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hammer tries to throw a body punch but Norris avoids it by throwing Hammer back against the cage.

Hammer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hammer cracks a nice hook into Norris's ribs.
Norris goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Hammer tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hammer scores with a punch to the head.
Hammer works over Norris's head and body with a nice combination.

Norris is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hammer batters Norris with a massive right followed by a huge left! Norris is out on his feet looking like a zombie as Hammer lands a final crushing right hand to drop Norris to the mat with a gruesome thud! Hammer is running around like a mad man after that fight and for good reason!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). M C Hammer!
A very excited looking M C Hammer made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.