PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Polish Experiment (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uncle Ruckus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ruckus has chosen Your mom bobbin knob as his entrance music. Polish Experiment has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Experiment
vs
Ruckus

191 cm
19
250 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

200 cm
25
280 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Polish Experiment!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Uncle Ruckus!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Roosa Järviläinen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Experiment takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Ruckus ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Experiment displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Ruckus throws out the jab.
Experiment fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ruckus fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Experiment avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ruckus throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Experiment counters with a nice double leg into guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Experiment slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.

Experiment has hold of Ruckus's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Ruckus seems comfortable defending it but Experiment has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Ruckus is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Ruckus is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Experiment couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Polish Experiment!
After the big win, Polish Experiment made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Gilop® and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.