PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Beautiful Disaster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Boxer Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Disaster
vs
Boxer Jr

188 cm
19
190 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

188 cm
29
195 lbs
10 - 8 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Beautiful Disaster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe Boxer Jr!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, George Francis and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Disaster thows a left - swing and a miss!
Boxer Jr takes one to the chin there.
Disaster tries to clinch up.
Disaster has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Boxer Jr.
Disaster doesn't manage to clinch there - Boxer Jr circles away.
Disaster bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Disaster throws a lazy right hand but Boxer Jr sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Boxer Jr with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Disaster to score with a decent uppercut.
Disaster uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Boxer Jr.
Disaster misses the shot to the body.
Disaster misses with a straight right.
Boxer Jr misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Disaster lands with a hook. Boxer Jr tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Disaster takes a jab right on the kisser.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Disaster lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Boxer Jr misses the jab.
Beautiful Disaster seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Disaster checks the leg kick nicely there.
No joy there for Disaster, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Disaster blocks a low kick nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Disaster slips under a jab.
Disaster throws a body punch but Boxer Jr moves out of range.
A combination from Disaster does no damage.
Disaster misses with a hook.
Boxer Jr lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Nice defenses there by Disaster.
Boxer Jr keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
An inside leg kick lands from Boxer Jr.
A swing and a miss from Boxer Jr.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Boxer Jr.
Boxer Jr lands a two punch combo.
Boxer Jr scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Boxer Jr circles away from the clinch attempt.
Disaster throws a looping overhand right but Boxer Jr ducks down to avoid it.
Boxer Jr takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Boxer Jr bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Boxer Jr misses with a wild body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boxer Jr moves out of range as Disaster strikes.
Disaster works Boxer Jr's body with a nice hook.
Disaster throws a lazy right hand but Boxer Jr sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Boxer Jr uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Disaster.
Boxer Jr goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Disaster is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A head kick misses from Boxer Jr.
Disaster on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Boxer Jr. Boxer Jr obviously looking to wear him down.
A combination from Disaster does no damage.
Disaster throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Disaster takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Boxer Jr feints and then cracks Disaster's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Disaster down.
Disaster throws out a loose jab but Boxer Jr uses good head movement to avoid it.
Disaster tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Boxer Jr was well out of range. Poor timing from Disaster.
Boxer Jr looks to land a left hand but Disaster moved out of range nicely.

Disaster closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boxer Jr misses with a body punch.
Boxer Jr takes a shot to the head.
Disaster can't find room to land a body shot as Boxer Jr controls the action.
Boxer Jr blocks a body shot from Disaster.
Boxer Jr blocking some punches.
A body shot lands from Disaster.
Disaster is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Boxer Jr is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Boxer Jr blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Disaster fails to land.
Boxer Jr drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Boxer Jr drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Beautiful Disaster has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Boxer Jr.
Disaster fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Disaster lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Boxer Jr blocking some punches.
Boxer Jr goes for a takedown in the clinch but Disaster prevents it.
A short right from Disaster.
Disaster lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Disaster scores with a nice short uppercut.
Boxer Jr is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Disaster gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Boxer Jr blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Disaster swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A right hand to the body from Disaster.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Disaster misses with a hook to the ribs.
Disaster lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Disaster is defending well against a takedown attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Beautiful Disaster will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Boxer Jr misses with a straight left.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Boxer Jr in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Boxer Jr swats away the attempt to clinch by Disaster.
Boxer Jr turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Disaster misses with a wild body shot.
The crowd cheers as Disaster lands an impressive looking overhand right. Boxer Jr doesn't seem phased though.
Boxer Jr misses with a hook.
Disaster scores with a decent looking hook.
Disaster listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Boxer Jr avoids a punch combination nicely.
Disaster tries to clinch up but Boxer Jr circles away and keeps his distance.
Disaster punishes Boxer Jr's body with a nice straight punch.
Boxer Jr throws a low kick but it's checked well by Disaster.
Boxer Jr slips a straight right by Disaster.
Disaster moves to clinch but Boxer Jr breaks away
enabling Boxer Jr to counter with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Disaster misses with a combination
enabling Boxer Jr to counter with a crisp jab.
Disaster throws an overhand right that lands on Boxer Jr's shoulder, as Boxer Jr tries to avoid the shot.
Disaster thows a body shot but no joy.
Disaster takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Boxer Jr drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Boxer Jr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Disaster.
Disaster doesn't manage to clinch there - Boxer Jr circles away.
Boxer Jr looks to land a right hand but Disaster moved out of range.
Disaster connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Disaster misses with a hook.
Disaster missing with a left hand there. Boxer Jr was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

Disaster moves into range and clinches up with Boxer Jr.
Disaster misses with a short punch on the inside.
Boxer Jr is trying to pull guard but Disaster has him pressed against the cage.
Disaster scores with a shoulder strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Disaster scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Boxer Jr blocking some punches.
Boxer Jr blocks a body shot from Disaster.

Boxer Jr escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Boxer Jr walks into a jab.
Disaster doesn't manage to clinch there - Boxer Jr circles away.
Boxer Jr keeps the fight on the outside.
Disaster misses with an uppercut.
Boxer Jr misses with a straight left.
Boxer Jr looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Disaster scores with a three punch combo!

Boxer Jr is rocked!
A cross from Disaster lands.
Boxer Jr is still on wobbly legs! Can Disaster finish him?
Disaster throws a hook but Boxer Jr avoids it easily.
Disaster throws a series of punches but Boxer Jr moves out of range.
Boxer Jr throws a low kick but it's checked well by Disaster.
Boxer Jr fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Boxer Jr seems to have recovered his senses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boxer Jr lands with a good body shot.
Disaster has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Disaster there as he acknowledges the shot.
Disaster staying out of range there.
Disaster scores with a nice strike.
Boxer Jr avoids the body shot from Disaster.
The fight stays on the outside here - Disaster looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Boxer Jr swats away the attempt to clinch by Disaster.

Disaster drives through and clinches with Boxer Jr against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Boxer Jr.
Disaster scores with a shot to the side of Boxer Jr's head.
Boxer Jr tries to score a body lock takedown but Disaster shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Disaster stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Boxer Jr has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Disaster after a bit of a struggle.
Beautiful Disaster has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Boxer Jr.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boxer Jr working hard to break the clinch.
Disaster lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Boxer Jr swings wildly with an uppercut but Disaster uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boxer Jr blocks an uppercut.
Boxer Jr blocking some punches.
Boxer Jr tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Disaster smiles and moves away.
Disaster gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Beautiful Disaster is winning the standup battle so far.
Disaster tries to bum rush Boxer Jr with a series of wild strikes but Boxer Jr uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Boxer Jr steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Disaster.

Disaster gets a clinch.
Boxer Jr is working for takedown but Disaster is calmly controlling the position for now.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Boxer Jr.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beautiful Disaster dominated that second round.
That's time! Disaster's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Disaster avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Boxer Jr avoids the body shot from Disaster.
Boxer Jr throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Disaster sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Disaster throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Boxer Jr ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Boxer Jr uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Disaster.
Boxer Jr fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Disaster.
Disaster loads up on a big right hand but Boxer Jr slips the punch.
Disaster takes a swing at Boxer Jr's ribcage but misses.
Disaster tries to clinch up.
Disaster throws a one two combo.
Boxer Jr throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Boxer Jr looks to land a left hand but Disaster moved out of range nicely.
Boxer Jr throws a lazy uppercut
letting Disaster counter with a right hand.
A head kick from Boxer Jr lands but Disaster takes it in his stride.
A looping hook to the body misses from Boxer Jr. Disaster does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Disaster swings for the body but Boxer Jr moves out of range.
Disaster checks a leg kick.
Disaster tries to close the distance and clinch up but Boxer Jr swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Boxer Jr tries a low kick but Disaster avoids it.
Boxer Jr swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Boxer Jr cracks Disaster with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Donk. Disaster catches Boxer Jr right on the button with a cross.
Boxer Jr throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Disaster sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Disaster throws a body punch but Boxer Jr moves out of range.
Disaster throws a hook to the side of Boxer Jr's head but Boxer Jr sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Disaster tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Boxer Jr manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Boxer Jr bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Boxer Jr moves out of range as Disaster strikes.
Boxer Jr misses with a few strikes there.
Disaster fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Disaster looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Boxer Jr loads up on a big right hand but Disaster slips the punch.
Boxer Jr throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Boxer Jr circles away from the clinch attempt.
Boxer Jr takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Boxer Jr throws a low kick, looking for Disaster's leg but Disaster calmly moves out of range.
Boxer Jr throws a lazy right hand but Disaster sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Boxer Jr scores with a jab.
Boxer Jr takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Boxer Jr moves out of range as Disaster strikes.
Disaster lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Boxer Jr misses with a kick to the body.
Disaster throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Boxer Jr stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Boxer Jr jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Disaster slips a straight right by Boxer Jr.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boxer Jr turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A punch lands to the side of Boxer Jr 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Disaster scores with a jab to the jaw.
Boxer Jr moves forwards but Disaster connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Boxer Jr circles away from the clinch attempt.
Boxer Jr pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Disaster connects with a body shot that sends Boxer Jr's belly button to the back.
Disaster throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Joe Boxer Jr has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Disaster digs a good body shot into Boxer Jr's ribs.
Boxer Jr takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Boxer Jr lands with a good body shot.
Boxer Jr takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A jab lands there for Disaster.
Boxer Jr misses with a hook
and Disaster counters with a one-two to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Disaster lands a head shot.
Disaster fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Boxer Jr manages to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Disaster closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Boxer Jr does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Boxer Jr has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Disaster throws a good cross that connects.
Disaster ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Disaster looks to land a right hand but Boxer Jr moved out of range.
Disaster fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

Disaster closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Disaster misses with a punch to the body.

Boxer Jr gets control of Disaster's arms and successfully pulls guard. Boxer Jr will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.

Boxer Jr is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Disaster defends well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Disaster has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Boxer Jr is proving hard to escape from.

And that's the end of the fight!
Beautiful Disaster showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Disaster, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Beautiful Disaster!
A less than humble Beautiful Disaster misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.