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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Billy Blank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gary Twats (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Twats comes into a darkened arena with his song building. anal cunt kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Gary Twats has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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275 lbs
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200 cm
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235 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Billy Blank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Gary Twats!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Donatello Bradman and Bruno Hogan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Twats throws a right hand that Blank ducks under and follows up with a left that Blank also avoids with ease.
Twats takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Twats shoots for a double leg takedown but Blank sprawls well. He's pushed Twats's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Blank lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
It looks like Gary Twats has been cut.
Blank jabs Twats to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Twats checks a leg kick nicely.
Blank looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Twats needs to keep his hands up - Blank had a free shot at his head there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Blank dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Twats blocks a head kick by Blank.
Blank throws a sloppy head kick and Twats moves out of range easily.
Blank tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Blank walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Twats checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Blank uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Twats has time to react.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Twats throws a poor cross that misses
and Blank counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Twats looks gassed!
Blank throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Twats.
Billy Blank is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A head kick misses from Blank.
Twats drops his hands momentarily and Blank takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A thudding body kick lands there by Blank!
Twats looks to clinch
and Blank counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Blank connects with a nice looking jab.
Blank slaps away a takedown attempt from Twats, before circling back to the center of the mat.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Blank lands a jab.
Blank cracks a nice hook into Twats's ribs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blank lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Blank scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Blank misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Blank digs a good body shot into Twats's ribs.
Blank misses with a body kick.
Blank lands with a shot to the body.
Blank tries a head kick but it misses.
Blank scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Blank turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Blank lands a jab to Twats's midsection.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blank fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Twats checks it well.
Blank throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Blank is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Twats tries to move into range but Blank moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Twats is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Twats gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Twats takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Blank slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Blank connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Blank shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Twats eats them both and turns towards Blank to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Blank scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Twats blocks a head kick by Blank.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blank works Twats's body with a nice hook.
Twats blocks a head kick by Blank.
Blank throws a quick inside leg kick.
Twats takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Gary Twats seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Blank throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Twats's head.
A left and a right from Blank both land. Nice combination.
Twats fails to land the takedown.
Billy Blank has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gary Twats.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Blank pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Good shot there by Blank.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Billy Blank dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gary Twats's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Twats avoids the head kick by Blank.
Twats changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Blank tries to avoid it but Twats manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Blank to the ground. Blank escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Twats swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Blank counters with a good low kick that Twats was not able to check.
Twats takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Billy Blank is winning the standup battle so far.
Blank comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Twats has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
A left and a right from Blank both land. Nice combination.
Twats has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Blank throws a wild body kick that Twats sees coming a mile off.
Jab from Blank.
Blank uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
That has opened up Gary Twats's cut even more.
Twats avoids the head kick by Blank.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for Blank.
Twats is breathing heavily.
Blank lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Nice shot by Blank.
Twats takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Blank misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Billy Blank is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Twats blocks a head kick by Blank.
Blank scores with a punch to the head.
Blank uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Blank scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Blank throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Twats's head.
Blank scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Blank changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Blank jabs Twats to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Blank connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Blank throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Blank catches Twats with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Blank bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Twats's head.
Blank scores with a nice strike.
Blank is looking to land body kicks.
Blank throws a one two combo.
Blank cracks Twats with an open hand slap.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blank is looking to score with low kicks.
A jab lands there for Blank.
A nice combination there by Blank.
Blank throws a head kick but Twats moves out of range.
Blank throws a head kick that misses.
Blank scores with a hook to the body. Twats takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Blank lands the left hand.
Blank scores with a hook.
Blank connects with a solid leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blank pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Twats misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Twats misses with a combination
and Blank counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Twats shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Blank but Blank pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Billy Blank has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gary Twats.
Blank sizes up Twats with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Blank throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Twats on the side of the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A thudding body kick lands there by Blank!
A chopping leg kick lands by Blank.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Billy Blank dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Gary Twats's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
A jab from Blank finds it's way through Twats's defenses.
Twats closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Twats moves to clinch but Blank breaks away
and Blank counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Blank moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Blank throws a push kick but Twats slaps the foot to one side.
Twats takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Twats shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Twats might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Blank has got the better of the exchanges.
Blank tests Twats's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Twats takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Blank lands with a nice combination. Twats backs away looking to recover.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Twats tries to clinch up
and Blank makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Good standup being displayed there by Blank as he connects with a hook.
Blank throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Twats's head.
Blank cracks Twats with a good jab.
Twats is trying desperately to land a takedown but Blank is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Twats.
Twats steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Blank. That one must have hurt.
Blank throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Blank lands a body shot.
Blank misses with a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blank throws a head kick that half lands.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Blank ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Blank tried to score with a low kick but Twats checks it.
Blank lands with a shot to the body.
Blank scores with a crisp jab that stopped Twats in his tracks.
Some bone on bone action there as Twats checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A jab lands there for Blank.
Blank lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Blank stuffs the takedown attempt from Twats. Twats gets slowly back to his feet.
Blank throws the kick towards the body but Twats avoids it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A lazy left from Blank finds it's target.
Nice uppercut there from Blank.
Blank cracks Twats with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Blank throws a good cross that connects.
A left and a right from Blank both land. Nice combination.
Blank connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Blank throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Twats's head.
A punch combination from Twats misses.
Blank misses with a kick to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blank throws a head kick but Twats moves out of range.
A thudding body kick lands there by Blank!
The fighters circling - Twats throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Blank lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Twats backs up against the cage.
Twats shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Blank sprawls well. Blank wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Twats gets slowly back to his feet.
Billy Blank has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gary Twats.
Blank finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Blank stalks Twats and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Twats's face. Twats staggers backwards, shaken.
Gary Twats has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Blank is working the combinations to good effect here.
Blank punishes Twats's body with a nice straight punch.
And that's the end of the fight!
Billy Blank showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Blank has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 30:25
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:25
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Billy Blank!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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