PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Baka Leben (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Noob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Leben's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Face The Pain. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Leben
vs
Noob

225 cm
19
135 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
18
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Baka Leben!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, The Noob!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Cecil Peabody and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A lazy left from Leben finds it's target.

It looks like The Noob has been cut.
Noob moves away from the strike by Leben.
Leben throws a hook but Noob blocks it.
Noob moves out of range as Leben strikes.
Leben throws a looping overhand right but Noob ducks down to avoid it.
Baka Leben seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Noob moves forwards but Leben connects with a nice, crisp jab.

Noob is rocked!
Noob moves away from the strike by Leben.
Noob is still on wobbly legs! Can Leben finish him?
Noob looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Leben is fending him off so far but Noob persists. Nope, Leben circles away and we're back to standing.
Leben really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Leben throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Leben throws the left hand but Noob avoids the punch easily.
Noob misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Leben throws a lazy right hand but Noob sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Noob seems to have recovered his senses.
Leben throws a jab but it's blocked by Noob.

Noob looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Leben!
Noob with the ground and pound from mount.
Noob lands a heavy elbow.
Leben is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Leben squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Noob is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Leben trying desperately to get to his feet.
Noob misses with a head shot.
Noob throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Leben because Noob loaded up on that one.
Noob looks gassed!
Leben wants to get back to his feet.
Leben knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Noob on the ground.
Noob thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Noob misses with a head shot.
Noob misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Leben holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Noob tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Noob is landing with some decent strikes but Leben is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Noob throwing strikes here but Leben is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Leben is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Noob punishing his opponent with strikes.
Leben's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.

Noob is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Leben has managed to escape the submission attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Leben is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Noob has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Noob scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Leben?
Noob with the ground and pound from mount.
Noob scoring with strikes but Leben is staying in there.

Leben is rocked!
Noob is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Oh Leben is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Noob raining down shots from the mount!
Noob breaks from Leben's wrist control and lands an elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Noob looking to finish here with some ground and pound. He lands one big shot that has Leben covering up... and two more big strikes land, forcing the referee to step in and put and end to proceedings! This fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Noob!