PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kirk Laputa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barbados Slim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slim comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Jammin- Bob Marley kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Laputa
vs
Slim

195 cm
21
262 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

189 cm
21
250 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kirk Laputa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Barbados Slim!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Illya Tyunina and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice shot by Laputa.

Laputa moves into the clinch.
Laputa unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Slim is trying to pull guard but Laputa has him pressed against the cage.
Laputa lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Slim.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slim takes a knee right on the jaw!

It looks like Barbados Slim has been cut.
Slim looks gassed!
Laputa lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Laputa lands a left hand.
Laputa digs a right hand underneath Slim's ribcage. Slim let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Laputa manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Laputa gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Laputa.
Laputa working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Laputa scores a nice knee to the body.
Nice elbow from Laputa.
Laputa landing some nice looking knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Laputa landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Laputa will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Slim up against the cage.
Laputa lands an elbow just above Slim 's eye.

Slim is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice elbow from Laputa.
Laputa is working Slim over against the cage.
Laputa scores with a hook to the body.
Laputa unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Laputa has the Thai clinch. He lands a big knee to the head that stumbles Slim - he's in trouble! Another big knee to the head from Laputa, and another! Slim is out on his feet - the ref jumps in to save him and ends the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Kirk Laputa!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Kirk Laputa made sure he mentioned ACME-Blood Red Q158 Always $30, along with how happy he was to win his fight.