PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Holden Caulfield (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Robert Bummer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holden Caulfield is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Caulfield
vs
Bummer

190 cm
18
245 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

195 cm
20
275 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Holden Caulfield!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Robert Bummer!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Paulo Santos and Thiago Cunha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Caulfield uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bummer.

Bummer feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.

Caulfield has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Bummer can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Bummer should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

Caulfield escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Bummer gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

Bummer avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Bummer passes Caulfield's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Caulfield tries to roll over but Bummer keeps him under control.

Bummer is looking for a kimura here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bummer looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bummer winds up and cracks Caulfield with a swinging punch to the side of the head.

It looks like Holden Caulfield has been cut.
Caulfield taking some punishment here, with Bummer in his half guard.
Bummer is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Caulfield trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!
Bummer controlling from mount.
Bummer with good strikes from the mount here!
Caulfield regains half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Caulfield trying to hold on to Bummer's head to control him but Bummer postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Caulfield throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Caulfield is in trouble now - Bummer has advanced to mount!
Bummer is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Caulfield can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Bummer lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Caulfield hang on?

Holden Caulfield's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Holden Caulfield's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Robert Bummer!
A victorious Robert Bummer thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.