PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bubba Gump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Malaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gump comes into the arena with Fucking Hostile - Pantera blaring out of the sound system. John Malaka is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Gump
vs
Malaka

200 cm
20
271 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

190 cm
18
260 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bubba Gump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, John Malaka!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Skip Squint and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Gump drops Malaka with a beautiful combination! Malaka stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Gump is looking for the KO!

Malaka is rocked!

It looks like John Malaka has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gump throws a right and a left that both miss.
Malaka is still on wobbly legs! Can Gump finish him?
Gump throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Malaka.
A shot to the liver by Gump. Beautiful body shot.
Malaka looks gassed!
Gump misses with a series of wild punches.
Malaka slips a jab and a cross from Gump.
Gump throws a nice looking combination but Malaka bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Gump will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Gump throws a right and a left that Malaka avoids nicely.
Crack! Gump connects with the perfect overhand right and Malaka falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Gump!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bubba Gump!
After the fight, Bubba Gump was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.