PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Uesugi Kenshin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Old Fuck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Kenshin
vs
Fuck

171 cm
25
171 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

170 cm
25
170 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Self confident

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Uesugi Kenshin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Old Fuck!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Hirohito Nitta and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kenshin closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Kenshin looks to land a combination but Fuck avoids it well.
Kenshin looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kenshin throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fuck.
Kenshin lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Fuck circles away quickly and effectively.
Kenshin moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Kenshin is looking to score with low kicks.
A punch combination from Fuck misses.
The fighters circling - Kenshin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fuck avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Fuck throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kenshin tries to work over Fuck's front leg with a kick but Fuck checks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kenshin throws a leg kick which misses Fuck's front leg but catches the back leg as Fuck tries to avoid it.
Kenshin tried to score with a low kick but Fuck checks it.
Fuck moves out of range of the leg kick from Kenshin.
Fuck throws a low kick, looking for Kenshin's leg but Kenshin calmly moves out of range.
Fuck checks the leg kick.
Kenshin throws a leg kick but Fuck sees it coming and moves out of range.
Kenshin throws a series of punches but Fuck avoids them all with ease.
No joy there for Kenshin, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kenshin is looking to chop away at Fuck's legs.
Fuck throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fuck pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kenshin circles away quickly and effectively.
A swing and a miss from Fuck.
Fuck throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fuck throws a leg kick that misses.
Kenshin throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Fuck throws a series of punches but Kenshin avoids them all with ease.
Kenshin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fuck.
A bone on bone clash there as Kenshin blocks the leg kick.
Fuck takes a swing at Kenshin's ribcage but misses.
Kenshin takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kenshin throws a leg kick but Fuck checks it.
Fuck throws a sloppy head kick and Kenshin moves out of range easily.
Kenshin dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Fuck. That did some damage!
Fuck throws a sloppy head kick and Kenshin moves out of range easily.
Kenshin comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Fuck misses with a looping left.
Fuck misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kenshin throws a chopping leg kick but Fuck manages to avoid taking any serious damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kenshin.
Fuck tries to work over Kenshin's front leg with a kick but Kenshin checks it.
Fuck misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kenshin throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Fuck throws a leg kick but Kenshin sees it coming and moves out of range.
Fuck looks to score with a jab to the body but Kenshin is just out of range.
Kenshin feints and then cracks Fuck's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Fuck down.
Kenshin will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Kenshin throws a leg kick but Fuck moved away.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kenshin lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Fuck has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Fuck and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Uesugi Kenshin dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Kenshin throws a leg kick
letting Fuck counter with a right hand.
Kenshin displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fuck throws out the jab.
Kenshin connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
No joy there for Kenshin, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kenshin attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Kenshin misses with a two punch combination.
Kenshin throws a leg kick which misses Fuck's front leg but catches the back leg as Fuck tries to avoid it.
Fuck throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fuck tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fuck misses with a head kick.
Fuck throws out a loose jab but Kenshin uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck misses with a hook to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Fuck throws a head kick that misses.
Fuck throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kenshin misses with a low kick.
Fuck tries a head kick but it misses.
Fuck throws a hook to the side of Kenshin's head but Kenshin sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Kenshin cracks the inside of Fuck's front leg.
Fuck's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Kenshin misses with a wild combination.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fuck throws a leg kick but Kenshin sees it coming and moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kenshin bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fuck avoids the body shot from Kenshin.
Fuck looks to score with a jab to the body but Kenshin is just out of range.
Kenshin throws a leg kick but Fuck checks it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Kenshin checks a leg kick.
Fuck shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Kenshin connects with a solid leg kick.
Fuck misses with a low kick.
Fuck swings for the body but Kenshin moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kenshin motions for Fuck to come forward. Kenshin throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fuck throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fuck throws an overhand right that lands on Kenshin's shoulder, as Kenshin tries to avoid the shot.
Kenshin just misses with a punch to the body.
A big right from Fuck misses.
Kenshin avoids the head kick by Fuck.
Kenshin avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kenshin moves out of range as Fuck strikes.
Some wild striking there from Fuck.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck is looking to land body kicks.
Fuck throws a leg kick but Kenshin checks it.
Fuck misses with a wild body shot.
Kenshin stalks Fuck and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Fuck's face. Fuck staggers backwards, shaken.
An inside leg kick from Fuck misses.
Kenshin tried to score with a low kick but Fuck checks it.
Kenshin throws a leg kick
and Fuck counters with a leg kick.
Old Fuck seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fuck tries a low kick but Kenshin avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Old Fuck showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Fuck misses with a double jab.
Kenshin misses with a low kick as Fuck jumps back.
Kenshin throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fuck looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Fuck lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kenshin circles away quickly and effectively.
Kenshin wants to land a leg kick but Fuck is out of range.
Kenshin throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Kenshin checks the leg kick.
Fuck misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kenshin.
Kenshin misses with a low kick as Fuck jumps back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kenshin was well out of range. Poor timing from Fuck.
Kenshin swinging wildly here.
Fuck checks a leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fuck wants to land a leg kick but Kenshin is out of range.
An inside leg kick from Kenshin misses.
Kenshin misses with a leg kick.
Fuck showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kenshin.
Fuck misses with a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck misses with a low kick.
Kenshin misses with a low kick.
Fuck throws out a loose jab but Kenshin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kenshin misses with a series of wild punches.
Fuck throws a low kick but Kenshin avoids it.
Fuck throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Fuck missing with a left hand there. Kenshin was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fuck throws a head kick but Kenshin moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kenshin takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Fuck finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Kenshin pivots, looking for a leg kick but Fuck is out of range and Kenshin settles back down.
Fuck checks a leg kick nicely.
Kenshin checks the leg kick nicely there.
Kenshin checks a leg kick.
Fuck fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kenshin manages to avoid it.
Fuck throws a big shot that misses.
A leg kick checked by Fuck.
Fuck misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kenshin.
Fuck throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fuck throws a half hearted mid kick.
Kenshin avoids the head kick by Fuck.
Kenshin swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kenshin tries to score with a low kick but Fuck moves his leg out of the way.
Kenshin avoids the body shot from Fuck.
Kenshin avoids the head kick by Fuck.
Kenshin is looking to score with low kicks.

And that's the end of the fight!
Old Fuck comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Fuck has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 28:29
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 28:29
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Old Fuck!