PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Seppo Taalasmaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pedro Pedofiili (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pedofiili comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Judas Priest - Breaking The Law kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Taalasmaa
vs
Pedofiili

170 cm
27
160 lbs
24 - 11 - 0

185 cm
29
168 lbs
24 - 12 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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BioLuvoil

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 11 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Seppo Taalasmaa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pedro Pedofiili!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Anni Minnemäki and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Taalasmaa throws a jab but it's blocked by Pedofiili.
Taalasmaa fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Pedofiili has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

Pedofiili fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Taalasmaa, pushing him back against the cage.
Taalasmaa is pushing Pedofiili up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Taalasmaa goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Taalasmaa lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pedofiili backwards.
Pedofiili on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Taalasmaa wants to take the fight to the mat but Pedofiili manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Come on Pedofiili - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Pedofiili has a couple of punches blocked by Taalasmaa.
Taalasmaa stalling.
Pedofiili is trying to stall.
Taalasmaa tries to circle away but Pedofiili has him pinned against the cage.
Taalasmaa tries to land a knee to the head but Pedofiili blocks with his arms.
Taalasmaa lands an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pedofiili is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Taalasmaa is keeping busy.
Pedofiili lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Taalasmaa's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Taalasmaa is trying to pull guard but Pedofiili has him pressed against the cage.
Pedofiili lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Taalasmaa backwards.
Pedofiili is trying to maintain a safe position but Taalasmaa gets an underhook and turns Pedofiili into the cage.
Pedofiili tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Taalasmaa throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Taalasmaa throws a head punch that misses.
Taalasmaa struggles to land a body shot inside as Pedofiili controls his hands.
Pedofiili is trying to maintain a safe position but Taalasmaa gets an underhook and turns Pedofiili into the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pedofiili.
Pedofiili looking to slow down the pace here.
Taalasmaa misses with a punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Taalasmaa taking a breather.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Taalasmaa.
Pedofiili lands with a light punch inside.
Taalasmaa looking to throw knees to the head but Pedofiili is blocking nicely.
Taalasmaa is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Taalasmaa is trying to drag Pedofiili to the mat but Pedofiili just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Seppo Taalasmaa. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Taalasmaa misses with a short punch on the inside.
Pedofiili blocking some punches.
Pedofiili trying to stall but Taalasmaa improves his position.
Taalasmaa is leaning against Pedofiili and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A shot in the inside from Pedofiili.
Taalasmaa is looking to control Pedofiili's arms but Pedofiili gets an underhook and turns him. Now Taalasmaa has his back to the cage.
Pedofiili is trying to stall.

Taalasmaa's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Taalasmaa tried to score with a low kick but Pedofiili checks it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Taalasmaa checks a leg kick.
Pedofiili checks the leg kick.
Taalasmaa swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Taalasmaa misses with a body kick.
Taalasmaa throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Taalasmaa is looking to land body kicks.
Taalasmaa lands a nice leg kick that just misses Pedofiili's sensitive parts.
Pedofiili takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Pedofiili lands with a right hand.
Taalasmaa checks a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Taalasmaa scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Taalasmaa swings away with a body shot that misses
and Pedofiili counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Taalasmaa misses with a double jab.
A clash of legs there as Pedofiili blocks the low kick.
Taalasmaa tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Pedofiili is able to avoid easily.
Taalasmaa misses with a double jab.
Pedofiili misses with a straight right.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Taalasmaa fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Pedofiili checks it well.
Seppo Taalasmaa seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Taalasmaa misses with a body punch
and Pedofiili counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pedofiili is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Pedofiili takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Taalasmaa misses the shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Seppo Taalasmaa dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Pedofiili takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Pedofiili has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Taalasmaa finds it's way round the side to connect with Pedofiili's head.
A lazy left from Pedofiili finds it's target.
Nice body punch from Taalasmaa.
Taalasmaa ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Pedofiili attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Taalasmaa steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pedofiili.
Some wild striking there from Pedofiili.
Sloppy strikes from Pedofiili. Those never looked like landing.
Seppo Taalasmaa is winning the standup battle so far.
Taalasmaa jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Pedofiili misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pedofiili throws a hook but Taalasmaa avoids it easily.
Taalasmaa thows a body shot but no joy.
Pedofiili throws a leg kick but Taalasmaa sees it coming and moves out of range.
Taalasmaa cracks Pedofiili with a good jab.
Taalasmaa fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Pedofiili.
Taalasmaa is looking to wear down Pedofiili with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Taalasmaa misses with an attempted mid kick.
Taalasmaa lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Taalasmaa tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Pedofiili manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Taalasmaa misses the shot to the body.
Pedofiili on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Taalasmaa. Taalasmaa obviously looking to wear him down.
A looping hook to the body misses from Taalasmaa. Pedofiili does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pedofiili has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Pedofiili wants to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pedofiili throws a front kick aimed at Taalasmaa's knee but Taalasmaa avoids it well.
Taalasmaa throws a hook but Pedofiili blocks it.
Pedofiili circles away from the clinch attempt.
Taalasmaa fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
A jab from Taalasmaa misses.
Pedofiili throws a sloppy head kick
and Taalasmaa counters with a solid body kick.
Pedofiili misses with a leg kick.
Pedofiili jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pedofiili stuns Taalasmaa with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Taalasmaa throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pedofiili is looking to chop away at Taalasmaa's legs.
Pedofiili lands a nice looking body shot.
Taalasmaa moves out of range as Pedofiili strikes.
Taalasmaa misses with a body punch
and Pedofiili counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Taalasmaa tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pedofiili paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Pedofiili lands the left hand.
Pedofiili tries to clinch there but Taalasmaa circles away.
Taalasmaa throws a half hearted mid kick.
Pedofiili lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Pedofiili takes one to the chin there.
Taalasmaa listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Taalasmaa lands a right hook to the body.
Taalasmaa dives in and grabs Pedofiili's left leg, looking for a takedown. Pedofiili pushes down on Taalasmaa's head and hops out.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Taalasmaa takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Pedofiili cracks the inside of Taalasmaa's front leg.
Nice uppercut there from Taalasmaa.
Taalasmaa tests Pedofiili's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Taalasmaa tries for a takedown but Pedofiili sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Taalasmaa has a takedown stuffed.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Seppo Taalasmaa. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Taalasmaa on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Pedofiili. Pedofiili obviously looking to wear him down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pedro Pedofiili showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Pedofiili keeps the fight on the outside.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Taalasmaa scores with a nice right hand.
Pedofiili wants to clinch up but Taalasmaa keeps it at a distance.
Pedofiili circles away from the clinch attempt.
Pedofiili throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Taalasmaa misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Taalasmaa throws a chopping leg kick but Pedofiili manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Taalasmaa throws a leg kick
and Pedofiili counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Taalasmaa thinking.
Pedofiili throws a lazy head kick
and Taalasmaa counters with a thumping low kick.
Pedofiili just misses with a punch to the body.
Pedofiili tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pedofiili dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Taalasmaa throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Taalasmaa wants to clinch up but Pedofiili keeps it at a distance.
Taalasmaa just misses with a punch to the body.
Pedofiili lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Taalasmaa at a distance.
Taalasmaa misses with a body shot.
Taalasmaa tries to clinch up.
Taalasmaa avoids the head kick by Pedofiili.
Taalasmaa moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Taalasmaa throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Taalasmaa rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Taalasmaa takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Taalasmaa fails to land the takedown.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Taalasmaa wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Pedofiili thows a body shot but no joy.
Pedofiili tries a low kick but Taalasmaa avoids it.
Taalasmaa throws a half hearted mid kick.
Taalasmaa shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Pedofiili as he avoids it easily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pedofiili takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Pedofiili dodges the punch combination from Taalasmaa.
Pedofiili stuns Taalasmaa with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Pedofiili, right into the meat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pedofiili swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Taalasmaa lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Taalasmaa throws a leg kick that misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Taalasmaa looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Pedofiili lands with a kick to the ribs.
Pedofiili misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Taalasmaa.

Taalasmaa has closed the distance and engaged Pedofiili in a clinch.
Taalasmaa tries to pull guard but Pedofiili holds him up against the cage and eventually Taalasmaa drops back down to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Seppo Taalasmaa. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pedofiili with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Pedofiili stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Taalasmaa jumps guard but Pedofiili turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Taalasmaa's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pedofiili.
Pedofiili with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Taalasmaa taking a breather.
Pedofiili lands with a short shot to the head.
Taalasmaa trying to control the position but instead, Pedofiili has worked for underhooks and has pushed Taalasmaa into the cage.
Seppo Taalasmaa has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Pedofiili blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pedofiili lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Pedofiili taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Pedofiili tries to throw a body punch but Taalasmaa avoids it by throwing Pedofiili back against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pedro Pedofiili comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Pedofiili has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 28:29
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 28:29
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pedro Pedofiili!