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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Roscoe P Coltrane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rauta Nilkka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). P Coltrane kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is The Dukes Of Hazard Theme Song. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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190 lbs
8 - 1 - 0 |
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194 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Roscoe P Coltrane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Rauta Nilkka!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Johanna Lukiainen and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nilkka on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Nilkka lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and P Coltrane has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from P Coltrane and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
P Coltrane lands the left hand.
P Coltrane gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Nilkka has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Nilkka there as he acknowledges the shot.
Nilkka takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
P Coltrane connects with a crisp jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nilkka misses with a low kick.
P Coltrane just misses with a punch to the body.
Nilkka on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Roscoe P Coltrane seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
P Coltrane cracks a nice hook into Nilkka's ribs.
P Coltrane avoids a kick to the body.
P Coltrane digs a good body shot into Nilkka's ribs.
A low kick from Nilkka is predictable there
and P Coltrane counters with a nice body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nilkka takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Nilkka keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from P Coltrane.
P Coltrane throws a series of punches but Nilkka avoids them all with ease.
Nilkka takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
P Coltrane lands a head shot.
P Coltrane dives in and grabs Nilkka's left leg, looking for a takedown. Nilkka pushes down on P Coltrane's head and hops out.
Nilkka throws a nice outside leg kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Nilkka blocks the leg kick.
Nilkka throws a quick inside leg kick.
A low kick from Nilkka misses
and P Coltrane counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nilkka takes a shot to the body in his stride.
P Coltrane wants to land a leg kick but Nilkka is out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
P Coltrane moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nilkka throws a leg kick
and P Coltrane connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nilkka displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from P Coltrane.
P Coltrane on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Nilkka. Nilkka obviously looking to wear him down.
Nilkka scores with a kick to the body.
P Coltrane thows a body shot but no joy.
Nilkka connects with a high kick.
P Coltrane lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Nilkka circles away quickly and effectively.
Nilkka misses with a wild combination.
Nilkka blocks a low kick nicely.
P Coltrane is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nilkka.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
P Coltrane moves out of range of the leg kick from Nilkka.
P Coltrane is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by P Coltrane!
Nilkka keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nilkka throws a chopping leg kick but P Coltrane manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Nilkka throws a body kick that misses.
Nilkka takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Nilkka is looking to chop away at P Coltrane's legs.
Nilkka moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
P Coltrane misses with a low kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Nilkka lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and P Coltrane has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from P Coltrane and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
P Coltrane moves out of range of the leg kick from Nilkka.
P Coltrane throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nilkka walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nilkka throws a low kick, looking for P Coltrane's leg but P Coltrane calmly moves out of range.
P Coltrane misses with a straight left.
P Coltrane ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nilkka moves away.
Nilkka thows a leg kick but P Coltrane checks it
and P Coltrane counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
P Coltrane throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Nilkka on the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
P Coltrane throws a series of punches but Nilkka moves out of range.
Nilkka avoids the body shot from P Coltrane.
A left and a right from P Coltrane both land. Nice combination.
Jab, jab by P Coltrane - just one landing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
P Coltrane misses with a wild body shot.
P Coltrane connects with a nice looking jab.
P Coltrane checks a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Roscoe P Coltrane dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
P Coltrane scores with a jab to the head.
Nilkka tries to score with a low kick but P Coltrane moves his leg out of the way.
P Coltrane lands with a straight right. Nilkka didn't see that one coming.
P Coltrane scores with a shot to the body.
P Coltrane blocks a head kick by Nilkka.
P Coltrane misses with a body shot.
P Coltrane shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Nilkka sprawls well. Nilkka wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. P Coltrane gets slowly back to his feet.
P Coltrane scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
A slow jab from P Coltrane misses its intended target.
Nilkka on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
P Coltrane uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Nilkka has time to react.
Rauta Nilkka is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice cross by P Coltrane.
P Coltrane punishes Nilkka's body with a nice straight punch.
Rauta Nilkka is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nilkka is looking to land body kicks.
Good standup being displayed there by P Coltrane as he connects with a hook.
Nilkka thows a left - swing and a miss!
P Coltrane scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Nilkka is rocked!
Nilkka takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
P Coltrane will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
P Coltrane tests Nilkka's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Nilkka is still on wobbly legs! Can P Coltrane finish him?
and P Coltrane counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Nilkka! He's just covering up as P Coltrane starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Roscoe P Coltrane!
A very excited looking Roscoe P Coltrane made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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