PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jammy Stoney (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hype Stealer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stealer has chosen Fast And Strong as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Stoney
vs
Stealer

190 cm
27
215 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

176 cm
29
208 lbs
17 - 4 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

XTREME PWNAGE
XTREME PWNAGE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jammy Stoney!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hype Stealer!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Mauricio Rocha and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice defenses there by Stealer.
Stealer throws a wild body kick that Stoney sees coming a mile off.
Stoney throws a jab but it's blocked by Stealer.
Stoney looks to land a combination but Stealer avoids it well.
Stealer tries to work over Stoney's front leg with a kick but Stoney checks it.
Nice uppercut lands for Stealer. That snapped Stoney's head back.
Stealer misses with an attempted mid kick.
Stealer lands a head kick. Stoney smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Stoney fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Stealer is out of range.
Stealer lands a glancing blow to the side of Stoney's head.
Nice body kick from Stealer.
Stealer throws a shot to the body.
Stoney sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A punch combination from Stoney misses.
Stealer cracks the inside of Stoney's front leg.
Stoney jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Stoney tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Stealer was well out of range. Poor timing from Stoney.
Stealer throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Stealer cracks the inside of Stoney's front leg.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stealer throws a nice inside leg kick.
Stoney is breathing heavily.
Stealer throws a half hearted mid kick.
Stoney throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Stoney loads up on a big right hand but Stealer slips the punch.
Stealer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Stoney crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Stealer - the referee stops the clock and Stoney gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Stealer. Stoney manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Stealer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Stealer lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Stoney at a distance.
Stoney takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stealer ducks under a wild hook from Stoney.
Jab, jab by Stealer - just one landing.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Stealer.
Stealer buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Stealer throws a nice outside leg kick.
Stealer lands with a kick to the ribs.
Stealer scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stealer scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Stealer goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Stoney takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Stealer misses with a wild body shot.
Stoney with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Stealer to score with a decent uppercut.
Stoney just misses with a punch to the body.
Stoney avoids the body shot from Stealer.
Stoney swings for the body but Stealer moves out of range.
Stealer delivers a nice body kick.
Stealer is looking to slow Stoney down with leg kicks.
Decent striking displayed by Stealer there.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Stealer, right into the meat.
Stoney tries to land a leg kick but Stealer saw it coming and moves away.
Stealer fakes the leg kick and cracks Stoney in the body.
Stealer scores with a spinning back kick!
Stealer getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Stealer. Beautiful body shot.
A thudding body kick lands there by Stealer!
Stealer connects with a crisp jab.
Stealer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Nice shot lands for Stealer.

Stoney is rocked!

Stealer cracks Stoney with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Stealer has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Stoney to stand back up!
Oh Stoney is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stoney on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Stealer scores with a shot to the body.
Stealer and Stoney are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. Stealer throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking Stoney into next week! Ooooh that was huge! Stealer knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Hype Stealer!
Hype Stealer is the new light heavyweight champion!
In his post fight interview, Hype Stealer gave a big smile as he said 'LeGoat team bitches .'.