PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Grammy Married Sokojuice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donnie Brasco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Sokojuice might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to DEATH - Spirit Crusher. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Married Sokojuice
vs
Brasco

186 cm
23
236 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

213 cm
21
300 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Grammy Married Sokojuice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Donnie Brasco!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Eliza Hachem and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brasco lands a leg kick that knocks Sokojuice off balance momentarily.
Brasco tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Brasco takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Sokojuice throws a half hearted mid kick.
Sokojuice blocks a low kick nicely.
Sokojuice thows a body shot but no joy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Brasco slaps away a takedown attempt from Sokojuice, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Sokojuice tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Brasco manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Brasco, right into the meat.
Sokojuice shoots for a takedown but Brasco saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Brasco lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Sokojuice at a distance.
Sokojuice throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Brasco.
Brasco lands a front kick.
Sokojuice is breathing heavily.
Sokojuice sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sokojuice walks into a stiff left hand from Brasco.
Brasco throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Brasco throws a quick inside leg kick.
Brasco connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A slapping leg kick lands for Brasco.
Brasco dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
That kick from Brasco tenderised Sokojuice's leg. Sokojuice is trying to keep his angry face on.
Brasco fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Brasco pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A jab from Brasco finds it's way through Sokojuice's defenses.
Brasco is looking to slow Sokojuice down with leg kicks.
Brasco lands a nice leg kick that just misses Sokojuice's sensitive parts.
Brasco catches Sokojuice with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Brasco.
Sokojuice defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Brasco.
Brasco is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Brasco slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

It looks like Grammy Married Sokojuice has been cut.

Brasco lands a big head kick that sends Sokojuice tumbling to the mat! Brasco takes a step backwards and waves Sokojuice back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Sokojuice is rocked!
Grammy Married Sokojuice seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Brasco lands a nice leg kick that just misses Sokojuice's sensitive parts.
Oh Sokojuice is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Brasco fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Brasco throws a body punch but Sokojuice moves out of range.
Sokojuice seems to have got his legs back now.
Sokojuice avoids the body shot from Brasco.
Brasco fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Sokojuice.
Sokojuice closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Brasco misses with an uppercut.
Sokojuice is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Brasco rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Sokojuice moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Brasco lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brasco throws a sloppy head kick and Sokojuice moves out of range easily.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Brasco.
Brasco slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Brasco thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Sokojuice if he has to take too many more of those.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Brasco thuds a left hand into Sokojuice's body.
Brasco scores with a jab to the head.
Brasco throws a head kick that Sokojuice semi-blocks.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Brasco.
Brasco tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sokojuice misses with a series of wild punches.
Sokojuice stuffs the takedown attempt from Brasco. Brasco gets slowly back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brasco throws a body punch but Sokojuice moves out of range.
Brasco shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Sokojuice but Sokojuice pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Grammy Married Sokojuice has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Donnie Brasco.
Brasco lands with a kick to the ribs.
Sokojuice looks to land a combination but Brasco avoids it well.
Brasco shoots in for a takedown but Sokojuice shows good takedown defense.
Brasco throws a quick inside leg kick.
Brasco connects with a leg kick. Sokojuice looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Brasco lands a high kick!
Some wild striking there from Sokojuice.
A thudding body kick lands there by Brasco!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Donnie Brasco dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Grammy Married Sokojuice's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

A head kick misses from Brasco.
Sokojuice thows a left - swing and a miss!
Donnie Brasco seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Brasco blocks the body kick.
Brasco misses with a hook.
Brasco has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Sokojuice misses with a double jab.
Sokojuice looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Brasco is fending him off so far but Sokojuice persists. Nope, Brasco circles away and we're back to standing.
Sokojuice misses with a few strikes there.
Sokojuice chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Brasco can pounce on him.
Brasco fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
A telegraphed right hand from Brasco misses the target.
Brasco has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Sokojuice on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Sokojuice lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Sokojuice.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brasco feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Sokojuice's calf.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Brasco throws a head kick but Sokojuice moves out of range.
Brasco throws the kick towards the body but Sokojuice avoids it.
Brasco fails to land the takedown.
Sokojuice throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
An inside leg kick from Sokojuice misses.
Sokojuice throws a combination. Brasco tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Sokojuice misses with the combination.
Brasco dodges the punch combination from Sokojuice.
Brasco lands a high kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sokojuice misses with a hook.
Brasco lands with a kick to the ribs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sokojuice takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Brasco scoring well with a low kick there.
Brasco scores with a sloppy right hand. Sokojuice should have avoided that one.
Sokojuice throws a low kick, looking for Brasco's leg but Brasco calmly moves out of range.
Brasco lands a high kick!
Brasco throws a sloppy head kick and Sokojuice moves out of range easily.
Good standup being displayed there by Brasco as he connects with a hook.
Brasco tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Sokojuice is able to avoid easily.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Brasco checks a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brasco waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sokojuice.
A jab from Sokojuice misses.
Sokojuice throws a right hand that Brasco ducks under and follows up with a left that Brasco also avoids with ease.
Sokojuice will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Brasco avoids a punch combination nicely.
Sokojuice throws a left and a right that both miss
and Brasco counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Brasco throws a nice head kick!
Brasco lands a jab to the nose.
Sokojuice steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Brasco.
Brasco throws a nice head kick!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Brasco throws a quick inside leg kick.
Sokojuice lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Brasco circles away quickly and effectively.
Brasco throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brasco finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Sokojuice takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Brasco catches Sokojuice with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Sokojuice throws a leg kick but Brasco sees it coming and moves out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from Brasco.
Nice uppercut lands for Brasco. That snapped Sokojuice's head back.
Brasco tries to land a leg kick but Sokojuice saw it coming and moves away.
Brasco pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Sokojuice keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Brasco does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Brasco throws a leg kick but Sokojuice moved away.
Sokojuice rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Brasco moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Donnie Brasco showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Grammy Married Sokojuice's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!

Sokojuice just misses with a punch to the body.
Sokojuice misses with a wild combination.
Brasco lands a leg kick that knocks Sokojuice off balance momentarily.
Brasco checks the leg kick.
Brasco throws a nice head kick!
Brasco tests Sokojuice's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Brasco avoids a punch combination nicely.

Brasco lands a big head kick that sends Sokojuice tumbling to the mat! Brasco takes a step backwards and waves Sokojuice back to his feet - he wants the finish!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Brasco avoids the body shot from Sokojuice.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Brasco.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brasco turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Brasco circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Sokojuice drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Brasco follows Sokojuice to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Donnie Brasco!