PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Andrey Chubar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Onion Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Andrey Chubar has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Chubar
vs
Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do

200 cm
26
300 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

150 cm
28
300 lbs
4 - 9 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Andrey Chubar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Onion Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Winston Howard and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chubar shoots in for a double leg but Any Ting Ul Do sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Any Ting Ul Do shoots in but no luck this time.
Chubar misses with a wild combination.

Any Ting Ul Do closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Chubar did well to prevent Any Ting Ul Do getting side control.
Chubar could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Chubar pushes Any Ting Ul Do off looking to stand but Any Ting Ul Do dives back in and keeps control.
Chubar on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Chubar tries to get out of the position.
Any Ting Ul Do thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Any Ting Ul Do sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Chubar defending well though.
Chubar is looking to escape.
Any Ting Ul Do wants to pass to mount but Chubar is defending the position.
Chubar blocking the ground and pound attempt from Any Ting Ul Do.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Any Ting Ul Do missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Any Ting Ul Do missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Any Ting Ul Do not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Any Ting Ul Do misses with a head shot. Chubar uses the momentum to regain guard.
Any Ting Ul Do throws an elbow that misses. Chubar uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Any Ting Ul Do's guard. Nice move by Chubar!
Any Ting Ul Do striking off his back but it's not causing Chubar any problems.
Chubar slips nicely into half guard, despite the strikes coming from Any Ting Ul Do.
Any Ting Ul Do flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Any Ting Ul Do kicks Chubar off and gets back to his feet.
Chubar scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Chubar throws a series of punches but Any Ting Ul Do moves out of range.
Any Ting Ul Do fails with a takedown attempt.
Andrey Chubar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Any Ting Ul Do looks gassed!
Chubar displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chubar feints a jab promting Any Ting Ul Do to slip. Chubar then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Any Ting Ul Do slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chubar lands with a hook. Any Ting Ul Do tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

It looks like Onion Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do has been cut.
Chubar fails with the takedown

and Any Ting Ul Do counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Any Ting Ul Do throwing strikes from guard but Chubar blocks nicely.

Chubar pushes Any Ting Ul Do off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Chubar manages to break the clinch.
Chubar fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Any Ting Ul Do looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Any Ting Ul Do dodges the punch combination from Chubar.
Chubar will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Chubar lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Andrey Chubar dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Onion Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Chubar closes the distance and clinches.
Any Ting Ul Do has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Chubar avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.

Chubar breaks the clinch.
Any Ting Ul Do lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Chubar circles away quickly and effectively.
Chubar throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Any Ting Ul Do counters with a nice double leg into side control. Chubar won't be happy with that.

Chubar bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
Chubar throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Any Ting Ul Do.
Chubar throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Any Ting Ul Do is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Chubar gets caught napping as Any Ting Ul Do dives in and scores a takedown. Chubar manages to retain guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Any Ting Ul Do working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

Chubar manages to escape and get back to his feet.

Chubar fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Any Ting Ul Do, pushing him back against the cage.
Any Ting Ul Do tries for a takedown. No joy.
Stalling in the clinch from Chubar.

Chubar breaks the clinch.
Chubar lands a jab-cross combination.
Chubar throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chubar throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chubar tries to clinch but Any Ting Ul Do moves out of range.
Andrey Chubar is winning the standup battle so far.
Chubar fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Any Ting Ul Do avoids it really well and circles away.
Chubar works Any Ting Ul Do's body with a nice hook.
Chubar lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Any Ting Ul Do circles away quickly and effectively.
Chubar will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chubar tries to clinch up.
Chubar misses with a series of wild punches.
Sloppy strikes from Chubar. Those never looked like landing.
Chubar throws a series of strikes that have Any Ting Ul Do backpedaling.

Chubar closes the distance and pushes Any Ting Ul Do back into the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Chubar breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Any Ting Ul Do slips a jab and a cross from Chubar.
Chubar smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A right-left combo lands from Chubar.
Chubar cracks Any Ting Ul Do with an open hand slap.
Nice sprawl there from Any Ting Ul Do as Chubar shoots in.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chubar throws a right and a left that Any Ting Ul Do avoids nicely.
Chubar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Any Ting Ul Do manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Andrey Chubar dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Onion Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Chubar fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Any Ting Ul Do looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Nice takedown defense from Chubar. No joy for Any Ting Ul Do on that attempt.
Any Ting Ul Do avoids a punch combination nicely.
Chubar scores with a three punch combo!
Chubar throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Any Ting Ul Do swinging wildly here.
Chubar lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Any Ting Ul Do backs up against the cage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chubar lands with a nice body punch.
Chubar sizes up Any Ting Ul Do with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Chubar is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Left hook, right uppercut from Chubar.
Chubar lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Any Ting Ul Do backs up against the cage.
Chubar scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Any Ting Ul Do doesn't seem bothered though.
No joy there for Chubar, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Any Ting Ul Do takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Chubar scores with a one two! Any Ting Ul Do had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chubar swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Chubar looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Any Ting Ul Do is fending him off so far but Chubar persists. Nope, Any Ting Ul Do circles away and we're back to standing.
Chubar fails to land the takedown.
Chubar swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Any Ting Ul Do counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Any Ting Ul Do stops Chubar from getting back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Any Ting Ul Do scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Chubar is looking to escape.
Any Ting Ul Do throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Chubar to regain full guard.
Any Ting Ul Do throws an elbow that misses. Chubar uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Any Ting Ul Do's guard. Nice move by Chubar!
Chubar will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Chubar slips nicely into half guard, despite the strikes coming from Any Ting Ul Do.
Any Ting Ul Do wants to stand back up but Chubar manages to pass into side control.
Chubar takes advantage of some sloppy striking from Any Ting Ul Do to pass into mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Any Ting Ul Do keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Chubar sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Chubar's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Any Ting Ul Do is looking to improve his position but Chubar isn't that keen on the idea.
Onion Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Andrey Chubar is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Any Ting Ul Do throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.

And that's the end of the fight!
Andrey Chubar showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Chubar, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 30:27
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:27
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Andrey Chubar!