PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between jordan sansone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Simon Whiteblade (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Simon Whiteblade was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

sansone
vs
Whiteblade

150 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

222 cm
21
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Likes ground

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, jordan sansone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Simon Whiteblade!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
sansone tries for a takedown but Whiteblade sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
sansone misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
sansone shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Whiteblade as he jumps to the side.

sansone tries to keep at a distance but Whiteblade has taken the fight into the clinch.
sansone misses with the head strike.

Whiteblade breaks from the clinch.
sansone tries to close the distance and clinch but Whiteblade swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Whiteblade rushes sansone and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
sansone tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Whiteblade smiles and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for jordan sansone. That's going to take a lot out of him.
sansone misses with a two punch combination.
Whiteblade shoots in for a takedown but sansone shows good takedown defense.

Whiteblade moves into the clinch successfully.
sansone tries to pull guard but Whiteblade holds him up against the cage and eventually sansone drops back down to his feet.

Whiteblade successfully pulls guard.
Whiteblade manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. sansone manages to get himself to full guard.
sansone knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Whiteblade on the ground.

That's one minute gone in the round.
sansone controls Whiteblade momentarily but Whiteblade frees himself.
sansone could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.

Whiteblade stands up from sansone's guard - Whiteblade perhaps looking for a knockout.

Whiteblade clinches.

Whiteblade breaks the clinch.
Simon Whiteblade seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Whiteblade tries to keep at a distance but sansone has taken the fight into the clinch.

Whiteblade breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
sansone fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Whiteblade lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as sansone crumples to the floor! Whiteblade milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Simon Whiteblade!