PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Vanilla Ice Cold (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rick Slick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ice Cold comes into the arena with Adrenaline! blaring out of the sound system. Vanilla Ice Cold could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Rick Slick's chin.

Ice Cold
vs
Slick

169 cm
20
144 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

166 cm
21
148 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Brawler
Determined

Cornell No Gi Fight Gear ($5 shirts)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Vanilla Ice Cold!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rick Slick!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slick shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Slick takes a swing at Ice Cold's ribcage but misses.
Slick fails with a takedown attempt.
Ice Cold lands with a nice body punch.
Ice Cold tries to bum rush Slick with a series of wild strikes but Slick uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ice Cold moves away from the strike by Slick.
Ice Cold takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A right-left combo lands from Ice Cold.
Slick showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ice Cold.

Slick is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Ice Cold's half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ice Cold wants to control but Slick is keeping busy.
Slick slips a nice elbow through Ice Cold's hands, connecting with Ice Cold's forehead.
Slick takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Ice Cold tries to get to full guard but Slick has control of the leg.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slick trying to control from half guard but Ice Cold is working away.
Ice Cold trying to control here.
Slick wants to take a breather but Ice Cold is having none of it.
Slick prevents Ice Cold from improving his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Slick shoots for a takedown but Ice Cold saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Vanilla Ice Cold has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rick Slick.
Ice Cold darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Slick throws an off balance right hand
and Ice Cold counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slick. Ice Cold does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ice Cold lands a leg kick that knocks Slick off balance momentarily.
Ice Cold throws a one two combo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ice Cold scores with a nice strike.

Slick is rocked!
Slick shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Slick is still on wobbly legs! Can Ice Cold finish him?
The fighters circle momentarily. Ice Cold darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Ice Cold lands with a good body shot.
Slick looks gassed!
Slick shoots for a double leg takedown but Ice Cold sprawls well. He's pushed Slick's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Ice Cold lands a leg kick that knocks Slick off balance momentarily.
Ice Cold cracks Slick with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Slick seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Ice Cold shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Slick is backing up but Ice Cold catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Slick covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Ice Cold Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vanilla Ice Cold!
Vanilla Ice Cold took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Cornell No Gi Fight Gear ($5 shirts) for their support in the buildup to the fight.