PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Tianda Anne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubbles Ticklepants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ticklepants has chosen Liquor & Whores as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Anne
vs
Ticklepants

175 cm
28
180 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

174 cm
22
169 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Tianda Anne!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bubbles Ticklepants!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Wagner Zegers and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Ticklepants.
Anne misses with a body kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Ticklepants!
Anne is breathing heavily.

Ticklepants closes the distance and pushes Anne back into the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ticklepants.
Anne wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Ticklepants has him pressed against the cage.
Ticklepants lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ticklepants unloads a knee to the mid-section. Anne lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Ticklepants crunches a lovely knee into Anne's ribcage.
Ticklepants connects with a knee to the head.
Ticklepants lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Ticklepants lands an elbow that stopped Anne in his tracks for a moment.
A knee to the head by Ticklepants.
Anne takes a knee to the side of the body.
Ticklepants unloads a knee to the mid-section. Anne lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Ticklepants with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Ticklepants connects with a nasty looking knee right to Anne's face.
Anne takes a knee right on the jaw!

Anne is rocked!
Ticklepants connects with a knee to the head.
Oh Anne is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Knees in the clinch landing for Ticklepants.
A knee to the head by Ticklepants.
Ticklepants jerks Anne's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! Anne drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Ticklepants goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Ticklepants because Anne was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Bubbles Ticklepants!
Bubbles Ticklepants is the new welterweight champion!
An out of breath Bubbles Ticklepants thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.