PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd Fergusen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Konge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Fergusen
vs
Konge

195 cm
20
245 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

205 cm
25
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Self confident

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Turd Fergusen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Frank Konge!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Stewart Dunkirk and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fergusen connects with a jab.
Konge tries for a takedown but Fergusen sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

Konge tries to keep at a distance but Fergusen has taken the fight into the clinch.
Fergusen tries to throw a body punch but Konge avoids it by throwing Fergusen back against the cage.
Konge keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Fergusen's efforts to push away.

Konge drags the fight down to the ground.
Fergusen wants to stand but Konge has a closed guard, so he can't escape.

Konge has his foot on Fergusen's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Fergusen works his way back into a safe position though.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fergusen accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Fergusen wants to control from the top but Konge keeps moving.

Fergusen drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Konge dives on top into guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Konge wants to pass the guard but Fergusen is keeping the position.

Konge has gone for a leg lock! Fergusen slips out almost immediately though and dives into Konge's guard.

Konge is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Konge looking to control.

Fergusen avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Konge has control of Fergusen's left arm, preventing Fergusen from doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fergusen postures up.

Konge has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Fergusen should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Konge has tightened it up now! Fergusen should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Frank Konge!