PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Homo Heikki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and James Moony (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Moony is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Kasabian- Where did all the love go. Homo Heikki could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to James Moony's chin.

Heikki
vs
Moony

185 cm
19
202 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

185 cm
27
213 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Powerful

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Fossington & Blythe: Gentlemen's Fight Attire

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Homo Heikki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, James Moony!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Steven Brown and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Heikki misses with a takedown attempt
and Moony counters with a slapping leg kick.
Heikki walks into a left hand.
Moony misses with a wild combination.
Moony comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

Moony lands a left and a right that sends Heikki crashing to the canvas! Moony dives into mount looking to finish!

Heikki is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Moony dominating with strikes here.
Oh Heikki is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.

Moony goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Heikki turns into him and now he's in Moony's guard.
Heikki throwing strikes but missing.
Heikki is looking to advance position but Moony has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Heikki seems to have got his legs back now.
Heikki tries to hold on but Moony postures up.
Heikki is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Moony is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.

Moony goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Heikki turns into him and now he's in Moony's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Heikki postures up and lands a big shot to Moony's brow.
Moony wants to stand up but Heikki is controlling him.
Heikki has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Moony keeping moving, preventing Heikki from controlling successfully.
Moony wants to stand up but Heikki is controlling him.
Heikkiis looking to pass into half guard but Moony pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Moony is in guard.
Heikki on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Heikki tries to get out of the position.
Heikki looking for a sweep. Not yet Heikki, not yet.
Moony trying to control but Heikki is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Moony being controlled here momentarily.
Moony trying to control the position from guard on top but Heikki is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Moony throws a shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Moony lands a high kick!

Moony steps into range and cracks Heikki with a monster punch that buckles his knees! Heikki flops backwards and Moony dives into his guard looking to finish!
Heikki is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Moony trying to control but Heikki is working from the bottom.
Heikki can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Moony controls the pace.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Heikki has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Homo Heikki just wasn't active enough.
Moony bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Moony misses with a two punch combination.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Heikki is defended easily by Moony.
Heikki on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Moony scores with a hook to the body. Heikki takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Heikki is breathing heavily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Heikki finds himself stumbling back on wobbly legs after being clipped by a right hand. He's up against the ropes, ducking and weaving under Moony's strikes but an uppercut finds it's way through and Heikki falls! - He's completely out of it and the ref jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). James Moony!
James Moony really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Fossington & Blythe: Gentlemen's Fight Attire logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.