PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mullah Omar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Old Fuck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Omar comes to the cage accompanied by Afghan Pesarak. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Omar
vs
Fuck

185 cm
20
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

170 cm
25
170 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Good chin

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mullah Omar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Old Fuck!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Yuuki Gou and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Omar throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Fuck's waist but Fuck gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Omar off to one side.
Fuck tries a head kick but it misses.
Omar doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Fuck counters with a left to the body.
A nice combination there by Fuck.

Omar shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Omar not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Omar scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Omar throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Fuck avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Omar.
Omar throwing shots but Fuck is blocking nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Omar throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Omar missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Omar not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Omar passes to side control.
Fuck parries the strikes from Omar easily there. Omar is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Fuck to escape.
Omar creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Fuck sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Fuck parries the strikes from Omar easily there. Omar is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Fuck to escape.
Fuck is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Omar has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Fuck parries the strikes from Omar easily there. Omar is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Fuck to escape.
Omar grinds an elbow into Fuck's temple.
Omar throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Omar misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Omar misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fuck is trying to get back to his feet.
An elbow from Omar crashes against the mat.
Fuck really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Omar. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Omar misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Omar working the head with strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fuck managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Omar.
Omar throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Omar working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Omar tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Omar working the head with strikes.
Omar postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Omar throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
An elbow from Omar crashes against the mat.
You can see the frustration on Fuck's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Omar throws an elbow but Fuck slips to the side and avoids it well.
Fuck pushes Omar away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Omar gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Omar misses with the ground and pound.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Fuck can do anything to dispel that myth.
Fuck keeping his opponent close.
The strikes coming from Omar are missing the target in this wave of attacks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Omar working the ground and pound.
Fuck parries the strikes from Omar easily there. Omar is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Fuck to escape.
Omar fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Omar tries to score with some ground and pound. Fuck controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Omar will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Omar misses with the ground and pound.
Sloppy strikes there by Omar.
Omar misses with the ground and pound.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Omar cracks Fuck with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fuck stops Omar from passing to mount.
Omar working the head and body with strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mullah Omar dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Omar has his takedown stuffed
and Fuck counters with a big head kick but Omar shrugs it off.
Mullah Omar is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fuck misses with a low kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Fuck misses the target.
Omar avoids the body shot from Fuck.
Fuck throws a right and a left that Omar avoids nicely.
Fuck looks to score with a jab to the body but Omar is just out of range.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Omar.
Fuck scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Fuck throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fuck throws a sloppy head kick and Omar moves out of range easily.
Omar fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mullah Omar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Omar avoids the body shot from Fuck.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Omar shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Fuck wants to get back to his feet.
Omar not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Omar missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Omar looks to land a strike but Fuck avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Omar accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Fuck avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Omar trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Omar working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Omar throws and elbow that misses. Fuck uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Omar's guard. Nice move by Fuck!
Omar manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Fuck manages to get himself to full guard.
Fuck preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Omar connects with a couple of short punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Omar accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Fuck looking to hit a scissor sweep but Omar is one step ahead there.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Omar accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Omar working some strikes from top position.
Fuck working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Omar.
Omar throwing strikes from guard but Fuck blocks nicely.
Omar postures up in Fuck's guard and throws a big left but Fuck blocks it.
Fuck is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Fuck wants to get back to his feet but Omar is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Omar thows a big elbow that misses.
Omar missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Omar working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Omar missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Fuck utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Fuck working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Omar.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Omar postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Fuck is controlling Omar's posture.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mullah Omar dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Fuck throws a hook but Omar blocks it.
Omar shoots in and drives through. Fuck sprawls well.
Omar fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Omar takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Fuck throws a low kick but Omar avoids it.
Omar tries for a takedown but Fuck circles away easily
and Fuck counters with an outside leg kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mullah Omar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Omar shoots in and drives through. Fuck sprawls well.
Horrible takedown by Omar or perhaps it was just good defense by Fuck which made him look bad.
Omar slips under a jab from Fuck.
Fuck throws a head kick that misses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck looks to land a left hand but Omar moved out of range nicely.
Omar fails with the takedown
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Fuck fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Omar has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Fuck fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Omar checks it well.
Fuck throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Omar.
Fuck tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Omar was well out of range. Poor timing from Fuck.
Fuck misses with a body shot.
Omar shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Fuck sprawls well. Fuck wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Omar gets slowly back to his feet.
Fuck fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Omar checks it well.
Fuck lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Omar misses with a takedown attempt - Fuck sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That kick from Fuck tenderised Omar's leg. Omar is trying to keep his angry face on.
Fuck finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Fuck misses with a straight left.
Fuck is looking to score with low kicks.
A head kick misses from Fuck.
Old Fuck is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fuck throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fuck throws a solid leg kick but Omar takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Fuck.
Fuck throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Omar.
Fuck with a nice cross.
Fuck misses with a straight left.
Fuck cracks the inside of Omar's front leg.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Omar fails with a takedown attempt.
Fuck is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Omar.
Fuck stuffs the takedown.
Fuck throws a head kick that half lands.
Fuck goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Fuck throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Omar blocks a head kick by Fuck.
Fuck walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Omar checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A punch combination from Fuck misses.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Omar.
Fuck pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Omar looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Fuck throws a leg kick but Omar checks it.
Fuck throws a low kick but Omar moves out of range easily.
Omar moves out of range of the leg kick from Fuck.
Fuck misses with a head kick.
Omar checks a low kick from Fuck.
Old Fuck has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A clash of legs there as Omar blocks the low kick.
Fuck tries to work over Omar's front leg with a kick but Omar checks it.
Omar tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Fuck swivels and escapes.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Omar tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Omar tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Fuck swivels and escapes.
Mullah Omar is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Fuck throws out a loose jab but Omar uses good head movement to avoid it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Old Fuck comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Omar has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 29:28
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 29:28
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mullah Omar!
Mullah Omar opened up his post fight interview with a scream to camera that he wants a title shot! Whether he deserves the shot will be up to the management of the organization, so I guess he'll have to wait and see.