PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Josh Williams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Your Mom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mom has chosen Ameno by ERA as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Williams
vs
Mom

205 cm
25
276 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

215 cm
25
277 lbs
12 - 7 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Undead clothing. All items 10$

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Josh Williams!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Your Mom!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Dmitry Maklakov and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mom on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Mom throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Williams sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Mom cracks Williams with a good jab.
Mom avoids the body shot from Williams.
Some bone on bone action there as Mom checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Williams ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mom misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Williams.
Williams displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mom throws out the jab.
Mom misses the shot to the body.
Mom throws a right and a left that Williams avoids nicely.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Williams.
Mom blocks a head kick by Williams.
Some bone on bone action there as Mom checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Williams lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Mom has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Mom and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mom throws a series of punches but Williams avoids them all with ease.
Mom tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Williams was well out of range. Poor timing from Mom.
An inside leg kick lands from Williams.
Mom throws a hook but Williams blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mom scores with a one two! Williams had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

It looks like Josh Williams has been cut.
Williams throws a sloppy head kick and Mom moves out of range easily.
Left hook, right uppercut from Williams.

It looks like Your Mom has been cut.
A chopping leg kick lands by Williams.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Williams thuds his right hand into Mom's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Williams scores with a punch to the head.
Mom looks gassed!
A telegraphed right hand from Williams misses the target.
Williams thows a body shot but no joy.
Mom lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Williams dodges the punch combination from Mom.
Mom just misses with a punch to the body.
Williams paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A slapping body kick lands there for Williams.
Williams sizes up Mom with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Williams.
Williams scores with a kick to the midsection.
Williams pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Mom back to the cage. Williams follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Williams throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Williams lands a lovely overhand right.
Williams throws a shot to the body.
Williams chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Williams buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Williams blocks a jab.
Williams throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Williams lands a right hook to the body.
Williams connects with a body shot that sends Mom's belly button to the back.
Mom takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

Williams drops Mom with a beautiful combination! Mom stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Williams is looking for the KO!

Mom is rocked!
Williams throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Williams lands a big right hand that sends Mom crashing to the mat! Williams stays standing though and waves Mom back to his feet!
Mom is still on wobbly legs! Can Williams finish him?
A slapping body kick lands there for Williams.
Mom has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Williams.
Mom seems to have recovered his senses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Williams fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Mom has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Williams wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

Williams lands a big uppercut and Mom crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Mom looks OK. Williams waves Mom back to his feet!
Josh Williams seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A nice inside leg kick there by Williams. That's going to slow Mom down.
Williams thumps Mom with a low kick.
Williams lands a nice looking kick to the body. Mom takes a step back to recover.
Williams buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Williams stuns Mom with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Williams throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Mom's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Williams connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Mom scrambles back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Williams lands a nice leg kick that just misses Mom's sensitive parts.
Williams takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Mom's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Crunch! Williams slams his shin into Mom's torso.
Mom takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.

Williams lands a big head kick that sends Mom tumbling to the mat! Williams takes a step backwards and waves Mom back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Williams circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Mom tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Williams wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Josh Williams!