PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Manny Quioxte (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Quioxte
vs
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer

190 cm
22
201 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

178 cm
23
197 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Manny Quioxte!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Summer Carpenter and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Quioxte.

Quioxte lands a big head kick that sends Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer tumbling to the mat! Quioxte takes a step backwards and waves Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has been cut.
Quioxte is looking to chop away at Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's legs.
Quioxte connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer tries to score a power double leg takedown but Quioxte sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer somewhat.
Quioxte uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Quioxte moves away.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Quioxte avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Quioxte with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quioxte keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Quioxte throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is rocked!
Quioxte lands a body shot.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is still on wobbly legs! Can Quioxte finish him?
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer looks gassed!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crack! A monster head kick from Quioxte and Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer falls like a tree - timbeeeeeeeeeeerrrr! A highlight reel knockout by Quioxte!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Manny Quioxte!
Manny Quioxte really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Milwaukee's Best 159's - $45 logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.