PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Piru Parka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dog Hercules (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parka comes into the arena with blaring out of the sound system. Piru Parka could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Dog Hercules's chin.

Parka
vs
Hercules

210 cm
25
310 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

210 cm
26
300 lbs
18 - 6 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Very quick

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Piru Parka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Dog Hercules!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Leandro Rodrigues and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hercules shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Parka as he jumps to the side.
The fighters circling - Parka throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Parka misses the jab.
Hercules doesn't manage to clinch there - Parka circles away.
Hercules is looking to clinch but Parka is avoiding it.
Parka fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hercules manages to avoid it.
Hercules tries to clinch but Parka is having none of it.
Parka finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.

Hercules gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Hercules scores a nice knee to the body.
Hercules with a knee to the head.

It looks like Piru Parka has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Knees in the clinch landing for Hercules.
Parka is breathing heavily.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Hercules.
Hercules is stalling here.
Hercules utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Hercules lands a knee to the body.
Hercules tries to land knees in the clinch but Parka avoids the damage to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hercules lands a good knee to the midsection. Parka won't want to take too many of those.
Hercules crunches a lovely knee into Parka's ribcage.
A bit of stalling here from Hercules.
Hercules lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Hercules throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Parkas head.
Hercules misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Parka.
Hercules prevents a body shot from Parka.
Hercules works on Parka's body with a couple of short punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A body shot lands from Hercules.
Hercules tries to throw a body punch but Parka avoids it by throwing Hercules back against the cage.
Parka being controlled against the cage.
Hercules tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Parka's elbow.
Parka tries to throw a body punch but Hercules avoids it by throwing Parka back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parka throws a punch but it's blocked by Hercules.
Parka on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Hercules has Parka pressed against the cage.
Hercules blocks an uppercut.
Hercules landing knees to the body.
Hercules misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Parka.
Hercules is working Parka over against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Hercules.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
A short right from Hercules on the inside.
Hercules looking to throw knees to the head but Parka is blocking nicely.
Hercules lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hercules misses with a knee strike.
Hercules lands a knee to the head.
Hercules landing knees to the body.
Hercules stalling in the clinch but Parka improves position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hercules effectively controlling the action here.
Hercules misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Parka.
Hercules landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Hercules lands a nice knee to the body.
Hercules avoiding damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hercules.
Hercules taking a breather.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Parka swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Parka tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Hercules just misses with a elbow thrown towards Parka's brow.
Hercules is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Parka is defending well for now.
A hook to the body from Hercules.
Hercules taking a breather.
Hercules using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Hercules is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Parka is keeping busy.
Hercules using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Parka has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Hercules obliges.
Hercules stalling in the clinch.
Hercules scores with a hook to the body.
Hercules is leaning against Parka and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Hercules lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Parka.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Hercules.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Dog Hercules.

Hercules closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Parka quickly recovers to half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Hercules is controlling the pace.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Hercules takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dog Hercules dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Piru Parka's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Hercules is looking to clinch.
A slow jab from Parka misses its intended target.
Parka misses with a straight right.
Hercules tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Parka paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hercules fails with an attempt to clinch.
Parka is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Hercules tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Parka paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hercules has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hercules leaves Parka with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Parka jabbing away but nothing is landing.
An inside leg kick from Parka misses.

Hercules looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Hercules distracts Parka with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Hercules preventing the sweep.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hercules trying to control but Parka is working from the bottom.
Hercules landing with the ground and pound.
Hercules trying to control the position from guard on top but Parka is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Parka tries to land a sweep but no joy.

Parka escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Hercules gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Parka wants to hit a switch here but Hercules passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Parka there!
Hercules prevents Parka from getting the reversal.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hercules controlling his opponent.
Parka is working to get back to half guard.
Hercules working away from the top, dropping strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Parka is bucking up trying to escape but Hercules cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Hercules landing strikes from the mount.
The referee warns Parka that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.

Parka is rocked!
Hercules working Parka over with strikes here.
Oh Parka is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hercules unloads with some vicious shots from mount and Parka wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Hercules celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:04 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dog Hercules!
A victorious Dog Hercules thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.