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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ogg Nogg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aoki Funkyama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nogg's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Pantera : 5 Minutes Alone. Funkyama is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ogg Nogg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Aoki Funkyama!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Funkyama connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Funkyama throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nogg darts in and clinches Funkyama up against the ropes.
Funkyama gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Nogg.
Nogg tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Funkyama's elbow.
Funkyama misses with a punch on the inside.
Funkyama is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Funkyama tries a body shot but Nogg blocks it.
Nogg tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nogg working aggressively here.
Nogg scores with a nice hook to the head.
Funkyama scores a nice knee to the body.
Funkyama missing with knees to the body.
Funkyama is working for a takedown up against the ropes. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Nogg misses with a punch to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nogg misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Nogg misses with a body punch.
Funkyama tries a body shot but Nogg blocks it.
Nogg tries a body shot but Funkyama blocks it.
Nogg misses with a punch to the body.
Nogg goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nogg tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nogg is looking to take this one to the mat.
Nogg blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Nogg misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Nogg gets underhooks to prevent Funkyama's takedown attempt.
Nogg is working Funkyama over against the ropes.
Funkyama goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Funkyama struggles to land a body shot inside as Nogg controls his hands.
Nogg misses with a body punch.
Nogg's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Funkyama slips under a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nogg lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A cross from Funkyama lands.
Funkyama takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nogg punishes Funkyama's body with a nice straight punch.
Nogg uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Funkyama.
Funkyama throws a lazy uppercut
and Nogg counters with a right hand to the body.
Funkyama looks gassed!
Nogg lands with a kick to the ribs.
Nogg throws a nice inside leg kick.
Nogg thumps Funkyama with a low kick.
Nogg clinches up with Funkyama and pushes him back against the ropes.
Nogg goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A shot in the inside from Nogg.
Nogg breaks from the clinch.
Funkyama takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Nogg throws a body punch but Funkyama moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nogg throws a body kick that misses.
Nogg moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Nogg lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Nogg works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Nogg lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
It looks like Aoki Funkyama has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nogg fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ogg Nogg. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nogg connects with a body shot that sends Funkyama's belly button to the back.
Nogg throws a shot to the body.
Nogg lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Nogg throws a wild body kick that Funkyama sees coming a mile off.
Nogg lands a nice looking kick to the body. Funkyama takes a step back to recover.
Nogg rushes Funkyama and presses him up against the ropes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Nogg as the two fighters clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Nogg.
Nogg is trying to break the clinch but Funkyama has him pressed against the ropes.
Nogg wants a takedown.
Nogg misses with a body punch.
Nogg struggles to land a body shot inside as Funkyama controls his hands.
Nogg lands with a left to the head.
Nogg can't find room to land a body shot as Funkyama controls the action.
Funkyama throws a punch but it's blocked by Nogg.
Nogg lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Nogg escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Funkyama throws out a loose jab but Nogg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nogg is looking to wear down Funkyama with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Nogg feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Funkyamas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Funkyama is working on a single leg takedown against the ropes. Nogg can't fight it off and eventually Funkyama manages to take the fight to the floor. Nogg looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ogg Nogg dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Aoki Funkyama's cut.
That's time! Nogg's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Nogg takes the fight into the clinch.
Nogg misses with the head strike.
Nogg blocking some punches.
Funkyama misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Nogg.
Nogg lands a left hand.
Funkyama blocks a body shot from Nogg.
Nogg misses with a hook to the ribs.
Funkyama scores with a hook to the body.
Nogg tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Funkyama's elbow.
Nogg misses with a punch to the body.
Nogg is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Funkyama can do to turn this around?
Funkyama can't find room to land a body shot as Nogg controls the action.
Nice body punch from Nogg - that landed with a thud.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nogg can't find room to land a body shot as Funkyama controls the action.
Nogg tries a body shot but Funkyama blocks it.
Nogg tries to throw a body punch but Funkyama avoids it by throwing Nogg back against the ropes.
Funkyama wants the takedown. Nogg is fighting it off but Funkyama persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Nogg's guard against the ropes.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Nogg trying to keep a closed guard but Funkyama is proving a slippery customer.
Nogg wants to sweep but no luck.
Nogg is working hard here to advance position.
Nogg trying to control the position.
Nogg isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Funkyama stacks Nogg on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Funkyama!
Funkyama working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Funkyama creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Funkyama sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Nogg is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Funkyama working away.
Funkyama trying to control the action but Nogg is working from the bottom.
Nogg is trying to get back to half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Funkyama looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Sloppy strikes there by Funkyama.
Nogg tries to buck Funkyama off but Funkyama is having none of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nogg sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Nogg is pressing down on Funkyama's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Nogg keeping moving, preventing Funkyama from controlling successfully.
Nogg looking for a sweep. Not yet Nogg, not yet.
Funkyama has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Funkyama trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Funkyama pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Nogg is keeping the position for now.
Nogg trying to control the position.
Funkyama throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nogg looking to control but Funkyama passes into half guard.
Nogg is trying to control but can't.
Nogg is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Funkyama is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Funkyama missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Nogg is looking for a sweep. Funkyama is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Aoki Funkyama has got the better of the ground game so far.
Funkyama controlling the pace.
Nogg looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nogg pushes Funkyama off looking to stand but Funkyama dives back in and keeps control.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nogg wants to improve his position but Funkyama is controlling well.
Nogg is pressing down on Funkyama's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Ogg Nogg will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Aoki Funkyama's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Nogg with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Funkyama to score with a decent uppercut.
Funkyama lands with a straight right. Nogg didn't see that one coming.
The fighters circling - Funkyama throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Funkyama connects with a nice looking jab.
Nogg takes the fight into the clinch.
Nogg misses with a hook from the clinch.
Funkyama misses with a hook to the ribs.
Nice body punch from Nogg.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Nogg creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A body shot lands from Nogg.
Nogg drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Funkyama goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Funkyama takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Funkyama goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Funkyama can't find room to land a body shot as Nogg controls the action.
Nogg tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Funkyama's elbow.
Funkyama goes for a takedown attempt but Nogg pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Funkyama drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Nogg swings for the body but Funkyama moves out of range.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Nogg is defended easily by Funkyama.
Funkyama throws a series of punches but Nogg avoids them all with ease.
Nogg throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Nogg misses with a low kick as Funkyama jumps back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nogg lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Nogg fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Funkyama on the side of the head.
Nogg pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Funkyama throws a solid leg kick but Nogg takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Funkyama.
Ogg Nogg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nogg lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Nogg cracks Funkyama with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Funkyama tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in the close the distance. Nogg manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Nogg slips a jab from Funkyama.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nogg with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A shot to the liver by Nogg. Beautiful body shot.
Nogg connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Nogg swings for the body but Funkyama moves out of range.
Nogg lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Nogg closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
Aoki Funkyama has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nogg softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
A short uppercut from Nogg.
Ogg Nogg has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Nogg is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Nogg looking to throw knees to the head but Funkyama is blocking nicely.
Nogg has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Funkyama is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ogg Nogg. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Funkyama gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Nogg is looking to stand up but Funkyama isn't so interested in that idea.
Funkyama trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Nogg throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Nogg working a defensive guard here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Funkyama postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Nogg looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nogg manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Funkyama manages to get himself to full guard.
Noggis looking to pass into half guard but Funkyama pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Funkyama is in guard.
Nogg keeping moving, preventing Funkyama from controlling successfully.
Nogg looking to hit a scissor sweep but Funkyama is one step ahead there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Funkyama throws a big elbow that misses.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ogg Nogg showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Nogg, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ogg Nogg!
Ogg Nogg thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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